Reply to: The Scrooge thread

[DaveB]

What are the kids getting this year ? Packs of batteries with 'Toys not included' written on them ? An action man deserter ?

Bugger that, have you seen the price of batteries?

If it's a little girl, just save up your used elastic bands over the year, stick them in a coin bad from the bank (they're free) and tell her there are Loom Bands. She'll love them.

[eek]

Save on tinsel by having your elderly granddad around to sneeze on the tree.

aren't you in the California? Isn't it something like 1:30am

[MarillionFan]

Save on tinsel by having your elderly granddad around to sneeze on the tree.

[original PM]

that would have been fun to watch...

but ultimately never worth the effort

[BrilloPad]

You should try telling your family to their face what you think of them. I did a few years ago - hardly seen any of them since.

Childrens' presents are a new chimney brush.

[xoggoth]

Interesting news on the subject:

Nearly one in two men feel depressed over Christmas, survey reveals

Clearly these men are not embracing their miserable old bastardness. Feel mean and rejoice guys!

[TestMangler]

Dunno, i get mine from a relative.

B^stards came round when i was cooking my turkey once

Only in Yorkshire would someone even suggest sharing Watchtower around the family

[barrydidit]

Don't you have to pay for that when they come to the door ??

Dunno, i get mine from a relative.

B^stards came round when i was cooking my turkey once

[administrator]

Don't you have to pay for that when they come to the door ??

They have to pay for their shiny door-to-door suits somehow.

[TestMangler]

A copy of the Watchtower explaining why there should be no Christmas at all.

Don't you have to pay for that when they come to the door ??

[barrydidit]

What are the kids getting this year ? Packs of batteries with 'Toys not included' written on them ? An action man deserter ?

A copy of the Watchtower explaining why there should be no Christmas at all.

[TestMangler]

You can pick your gift up next time you're down.

What are the kids getting this year ? Packs of batteries with 'Toys not included' written on them ? An action man deserter ?

[barrydidit]

Have a Very Huddy Christmas

You can pick your gift up next time you're down.

[TestMangler]

Also, wrapping paper is bad for the environment - so save extra cash by not wrapping owt.

Have a Very Huddy Christmas

[mudskipper]

Also, wrapping paper is bad for the environment - so save extra cash by not wrapping owt.