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KentPhilip replied

5 December 2014, 00:40
Some of the comments are quite saucy:

Will they start dropping after a few days ?

Santa will definitely be unloading his sack this year.

That could be a prickly bush.

you would need a caifornian redwood for my wifes underwear

I would love to mow her grass
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vetran replied

5 December 2014, 00:03
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I woodn't know

that goes against the grain!
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norrahe replied

4 December 2014, 23:30
Originally posted by Dark Black View Post

Did she get a splinter?

I woodn't know

Last edited by norrahe; 4 December 2014, 23:33.
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Dark Black replied

4 December 2014, 17:24
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.

Did she get a splinter?
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mudskipper replied

4 December 2014, 12:06
Where is Mich these days?
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FatLazyContractor replied

4 December 2014, 11:48
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Good for getting women hot?

Hot, it is! With a permanent black eye
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d000hg replied

4 December 2014, 11:48
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Knot any more!

She decided she wanted to leaf.
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vetran replied

4 December 2014, 11:47
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

In a few million years they can be used in coalburners ...

Good for getting women hot?
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FatLazyContractor replied

4 December 2014, 11:45
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.

In a few million years they can be used in coalburners ...
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vetran replied

4 December 2014, 11:37
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.

Maybe she branched out?
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norrahe replied

4 December 2014, 11:36
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

She's knot in the business?

Knot any more!
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d000hg replied

4 December 2014, 11:36
I wonder if they give the impression the lady has stuck a car air freshener up her hoo-hoo?
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BrilloPad replied

4 December 2014, 11:35
I will have to try some - just to see if they are as soft as they claim...
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d000hg replied

4 December 2014, 11:32
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.

She's knot in the business?
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norrahe replied

4 December 2014, 11:31
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Sophie Young creates sexy lingerie from PINE NEEDLES | Daily Mail Online

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...7633553347.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...7633559919.jpg

and just for scientific comparison purposes

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...23_636x389.jpg

I for one welcome our skimpily clad overlords!

I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.
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