I've got wood!

[vetran]

In a few million years they can be used in coalburners ...

Good for getting women hot?

[d000hg]

Knot any more!

She decided she wanted to leaf.

[FatLazyContractor]

Good for getting women hot?

Hot, it is! With a permanent black eye

[mudskipper]

Where is Mich these days?

[Dark Black]

I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.

Did she get a splinter?

[norrahe]

Did she get a splinter?

I woodn't know

[vetran]

I woodn't know

that goes against the grain!

[KentPhilip]

Some of the comments are quite saucy:

Will they start dropping after a few days ?

Santa will definitely be unloading his sack this year.

That could be a prickly bush.

you would need a caifornian redwood for my wifes underwear

I would love to mow her grass