Reply to: Barbie: I can be a computer engineer

[mudskipper]

"It's just like planning a dinner," explains Dr Grace Hopper.

I guess the drag and drop "programming" of today is like buying a frozen meal and shoving it in the microwave.

[barrydidit]

Tee hee. Am I imagining it, or does Marvin V Fuchs bear a passing resemblance to Josef Goebels?

[darmstadt]

[Sysman]

I like this one:

Brilliant!

[Sysman]

Hidden in post 4. Although I think it has the makings of a good CUK competition.

Here's my effort (with a nod to Tux)

https://computer-engineer-barbie.her...com/view/10330

Nice one.

Great minds think alike. I was thinking of CUK competition myself.

[SueEllen]

From one of the comments:

Hiya Barbie
Hi Lennart!
You wanna hack some code?
Sure Lennart.
Jump in.

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.
Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding!

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
You can toss RC, replace it with SysD.
Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

I’m a blonde Debian girl, in a fantasy world,
Log me in, make it root, consoleD.
You’re a dev, rock’n'roll, feel the glamour in Red(Hat),
Commit here, grab code there, udevD.
You can patch,
you can shim,
if you say “Use glibc”.

(uu-ooh-oh)

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.
Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

Make me hack, make me pack, do whatever you please,
I can act like a lead, I can code service files.
Come jump in, coding friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, tool around, let’s go coding.

You can patch,
you can shim,
If you say “Use glibc”.
You can patch,
you can shim,
If you say “No BSD”.

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.
Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
You can toss RC, replace it with SysD.
Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

Oh, I’m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we’re just getting started.
Oh, I love you Lennart.

[NickFitz]

I like this one:

[mudskipper]

Have we done this one yet?

Help make Computer Engineer Barbie better! - Fix a page in Barbie's Book

Hidden in post 4. Although I think it has the makings of a good CUK competition.

Here's my effort (with a nod to Tux)

https://computer-engineer-barbie.her...com/view/10330

[Sysman]

We've done it in TPD

Have we done this one yet?

Help make Computer Engineer Barbie better! - Fix a page in Barbie's Book

[vetran]

Sacked

'Computer engineer' Barbie sacked in three-way fsck row

[vetran]

I'm not sure that while it was designed to reflect current averages if it was also designed to be anatomically exact, probably not on balance.

no but there are a few girls who have that kind of shape down there but most tend to have a V of joy not a sideways B of bendiness. I'm not suggesting completely correct but a smooth approximation would be nice.

[TykeMerc]

The camel toe is wrong

I'm not sure that while it was designed to reflect current averages if it was also designed to be anatomically exact, probably not on balance.

[vetran]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingia...h-marks-acne-a

The camel toe is wrong

[SueEllen]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingia...h-marks-acne-a

Following from that - https://lammily.com/product/lammily-...first-edition/

[SimonMac]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingia...h-marks-acne-a