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Barbie: I can be a computer engineer

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    #21


    From one of the comments:
    Hiya Barbie
    Hi Lennart!
    You wanna hack some code?
    Sure Lennart.
    Jump in.

    I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
    Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
    You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.
    Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding!

    I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
    Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
    You can toss RC, replace it with SysD.
    Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

    I’m a blonde Debian girl, in a fantasy world,
    Log me in, make it root, consoleD.
    You’re a dev, rock’n'roll, feel the glamour in Red(Hat),
    Commit here, grab code there, udevD.
    You can patch,
    you can shim,
    if you say “Use glibc”.

    (uu-ooh-oh)

    I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
    Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
    You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.
    Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

    Make me hack, make me pack, do whatever you please,
    I can act like a lead, I can code service files.
    Come jump in, coding friend, let us do it again,
    Hit the town, tool around, let’s go coding.

    You can patch,
    you can shim,
    If you say “Use glibc”.
    You can patch,
    you can shim,
    If you say “No BSD”.

    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

    I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
    Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
    You can toss SysV, replace it with SysD.
    Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

    I’m a Barbie girl, in a Linux world
    Synaptic, it’s fantastic.
    You can toss RC, replace it with SysD.
    Imagination, FLOSS is your creation.

    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (ah-ah-ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let’s go coding! (uu-ooh-oh)

    Oh, I’m having so much fun!
    Well Barbie, we’re just getting started.
    Oh, I love you Lennart.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #22
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Hidden in post 4. Although I think it has the makings of a good CUK competition.

      Here's my effort (with a nod to Tux)

      https://computer-engineer-barbie.her...com/view/10330
      Nice one.

      Great minds think alike. I was thinking of CUK competition myself.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #23
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        I like this one:

        Brilliant!
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #24
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #25
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Tee hee. Am I imagining it, or does Marvin V Fuchs bear a passing resemblance to Josef Goebels?

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              #26
              "It's just like planning a dinner," explains Dr Grace Hopper.

              I guess the drag and drop "programming" of today is like buying a frozen meal and shoving it in the microwave.

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