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Previously on "What's the biggest lie ever told..."

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I think [?] he's referring to people who post questions in the professional forums and claim to have 'read the guides on the right and searched the forums'
    Oh _those_ guides - I hadn't noticed them

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    If someone told me that with a straight face, I'd probably give them the benefit of the doubt as I wouldn't have a clue what they were talking about
    Oops - have edited it to add an extra word which might help!

    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I think [?] he's referring to people who post questions in the professional forums and claim to have 'read the guides on the right and searched the forums'
    Yep

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    If someone told me that with a straight face, I'd probably give them the benefit of the doubt as I wouldn't have a clue what they were talking about
    I think [?] he's referring to people who post questions in the professional forums and claim to have 'read the guides on the right and searched the forums'

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    I have the guides on the right and done a search
    If someone told me that with a straight face, I'd probably give them the benefit of the doubt as I wouldn't have a clue what they were talking about

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  • MyUserName
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    I have read the guides on the right and done a search
    Last edited by MyUserName; 20 November 2014, 13:18. Reason: Added a word, thought it might help .. no? Oh, sorry.

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  • northernladuk
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    We won't contact your references unless you get the gig. Client policy innit.

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  • vwdan
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    "I've read your CV and I have a role which I think would be perfect for you"

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Im leaving my wife for you.


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  • OwlHoot
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    "It was all the bankers' fault"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I assumed he was making a joke not being thick.
    Ah, that famous NAT sense of humour

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Don't argue with him, if he had any sense he would work out he can change the tread title to not make him look a muppet
    I assumed he was making a joke not being thick.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You're a preacher?

    I mean, the thread title is "What's the biggest lie you've ever told?"
    Oh dear

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That's a lie
    Don't argue with him, if he had any sense he would work out he can change the tread title to not make him look a muppet

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  • DaveB
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    We're all in this together.

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  • MyUserName
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    The contract perfectly matches my working practices

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