Midweek Caption Competition

[centurian]

How did the liposuction go.... ? *



*(shamelessly ripped off Have I Got News for You)

[Dactylion]

"It looks like poo"

You need to see a doctor.... that's not a caption just advice!

[vetran]

So its true, its not really pink goo in chicken nuggets.

[NotAllThere]

"The latest product from our death camps".

[alluvial]

So I said "No, I don't like green, so now we have Soylent Orange"

[NotAllThere]

"It looks like poo"

[d000hg]

You know how they dissolve bodies in acid in Breaking Bad...?


I'd smile if I were you. He didn't and look what happened.

[RSoles]

Sometimes it's better not to ask about your employer's pension scheme....

[Judge Fred]

Two <racist epithet removed, along with the sockie> one Cup.

[tractor]

...

"He he he this is my reply to the 'What games do you play when taking a dump thread' "by MF

[NotAllThere]

So, Uncle. Was it worth plotting to overthrow me?

or

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

[Paddy]

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