Reply to: How can one explain Essex?

[suityou01]

Careful fat man. Don't have a heart attack.

Careful or I will sit on you on the bench.

[NickyBoy]

Settle down little one.

Careful fat man. Don't have a heart attack.

[Batcher]

Actually TOWIE is based around the town that I lived in and even went to school for a few years, I even remember going into what was once a pub but is now the nightclub that is frequented by these people. What about Geordie Shore or the one in Wales or Liverpool, or even this reality TV show: Luton Airport (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia or this up and coming show (possibly featuring you Channel 4 series to take

A couple of years ago I was in a nightclub in Liverpool with cast members from Desperate Scousewives, Geordie Shore, Big Brother, The Valleys, X Factor & BGT. The unisex toilets were the place to be

I've met a few from TOWIE and they are, on the whole, quite nice.

[Churchill]

Settle down little one.

You tell him chubba!

[suityou01]

I'm an Essex boy and I can confirm I do have a burning desire to smash in suitys face, but I don't think that's a uniquely 'Essex' reaction to interacting with him.

Settle down little one.

[barrydidit]

Suity - Have the Germans heard of a place called Bradford in West Yorkshire?

They ought to have done, there's a district called Little Germany so named because of the number of German merchants doing trade there during the industrial age. There is also a Hamm Strasse in the centre (and, correspondingly, a Bradford Road in Hamm).

[Bunk]

Essex is frequently poked fun at

Not usually by people from Luton

[NickyBoy]

I'm an Essex boy and I can confirm I do have a burning desire to smash in suitys face, but I don't think that's a uniquely 'Essex' reaction to interacting with him.

[scooterscot]

Simples:

In Germany sex is a procreational activity.

In Essex it an alternative to shaking hands.

[FatLazyContractor]

Suity - Have the Germans heard of a place called Bradford in West Yorkshire?

[vetran]

They already have our best export sitting in their office.

You work for a whisky distributor?

[suityou01]

It's not just Essex, it's representative of the general moral and intellectual decline of UK society as a whole, led by the younger generations.

I think Germans as a whole have more respect for education and moral behaviour.

Explaining Essex to the Germans is not highlighting our best exports.

They already have our best export sitting in their office.

Agree with your comments about intellectual and moral decline though.

[Churchill]

How can one explain Essex?

It's not just Essex, it's representative of the general moral and intellectual decline of UK society as a whole, led by the younger generations.

I think Germans as a whole have more respect for education and moral behaviour.

Explaining Essex to the Germans is not highlighting our best exports.

[suityou01]

Actually TOWIE is based around the town that I lived in and even went to school for a few years, I even remember going into what was once a pub but is now the nightclub that is frequented by these people. What about Geordie Shore or the one in Wales or Liverpool, or even this reality TV show: Luton Airport (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia or this up and coming show (possibly featuring you Channel 4 series to take

Fair enough.

My colleagues here already know a lot about Frau D btw

[darmstadt]

Well I'm not sure where you hail from young Barrydidit, but in the UK Essex is frequently poked fun at, so much so that they made a TV show about it called "The only way is Essex". DYOR.

Actually TOWIE is based around the town that I lived in and even went to school for a few years, I even remember going into what was once a pub but is now the nightclub that is frequented by these people. What about Geordie Shore or the one in Wales or Liverpool, or even this reality TV show: Luton Airport (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia or this up and coming show (possibly featuring you Channel 4 series to take