How can one explain Essex?

[suityou01]

I'm an Essex boy and I can confirm I do have a burning desire to smash in suitys face, but I don't think that's a uniquely 'Essex' reaction to interacting with him.

Settle down little one.

[Churchill]

Settle down little one.

You tell him chubba!

[Batcher]

Actually TOWIE is based around the town that I lived in and even went to school for a few years, I even remember going into what was once a pub but is now the nightclub that is frequented by these people. What about Geordie Shore or the one in Wales or Liverpool, or even this reality TV show: Luton Airport (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia or this up and coming show (possibly featuring you Channel 4 series to take

A couple of years ago I was in a nightclub in Liverpool with cast members from Desperate Scousewives, Geordie Shore, Big Brother, The Valleys, X Factor & BGT. The unisex toilets were the place to be

I've met a few from TOWIE and they are, on the whole, quite nice.

[NickyBoy]

Settle down little one.

Careful fat man. Don't have a heart attack.

[suityou01]

Careful fat man. Don't have a heart attack.

Careful or I will sit on you on the bench.