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How can one explain Essex?

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Well I'm not sure where you hail from young Barrydidit, but in the UK Essex is frequently poked fun at, so much so that they made a TV show about it called "The only way is Essex". DYOR.
    Actually TOWIE is based around the town that I lived in and even went to school for a few years, I even remember going into what was once a pub but is now the nightclub that is frequented by these people. What about Geordie Shore or the one in Wales or Liverpool, or even this reality TV show: Luton Airport (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia or this up and coming show (possibly featuring you Channel 4 series to take
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Actually TOWIE is based around the town that I lived in and even went to school for a few years, I even remember going into what was once a pub but is now the nightclub that is frequented by these people. What about Geordie Shore or the one in Wales or Liverpool, or even this reality TV show: Luton Airport (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia or this up and coming show (possibly featuring you Channel 4 series to take
      Fair enough.

      My colleagues here already know a lot about Frau D btw
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        How can one explain Essex?

        It's not just Essex, it's representative of the general moral and intellectual decline of UK society as a whole, led by the younger generations.

        I think Germans as a whole have more respect for education and moral behaviour.

        Explaining Essex to the Germans is not highlighting our best exports.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          It's not just Essex, it's representative of the general moral and intellectual decline of UK society as a whole, led by the younger generations.

          I think Germans as a whole have more respect for education and moral behaviour.

          Explaining Essex to the Germans is not highlighting our best exports.
          They already have our best export sitting in their office.

          Agree with your comments about intellectual and moral decline though.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            They already have our best export sitting in their office.
            You work for a whisky distributor?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Suity - Have the Germans heard of a place called Bradford in West Yorkshire?

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                #17
                Simples:

                In Germany sex is a procreational activity.

                In Essex it an alternative to shaking hands.
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #18
                  I'm an Essex boy and I can confirm I do have a burning desire to smash in suitys face, but I don't think that's a uniquely 'Essex' reaction to interacting with him.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Essex is frequently poked fun at
                    Not usually by people from Luton

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      Suity - Have the Germans heard of a place called Bradford in West Yorkshire?
                      They ought to have done, there's a district called Little Germany so named because of the number of German merchants doing trade there during the industrial age. There is also a Hamm Strasse in the centre (and, correspondingly, a Bradford Road in Hamm).

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