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Originally posted by cojak View PostHave such smelly feet that no-one would want to touch your shoes going through the airport scanner.
(Although teenage boys might have got to that one first...)
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThis would never work either, but:
1. Inveigle the western powers to eliminate the Arab leaders who oppress you (e.g. Mubarak, Hussain, Gadaffi, soon Assad)
2. In the power vacuum that ensues in those countries when the western powers leave, kill the men, shag the women, and establish caliphates to base yourselves in.
3. Fill yer boots.
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Originally posted by cojak View PostHave such smelly feet that no-one would want to touch your shoes going through the airport scanner.
(Although teenage boys might have got to that one first...)
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This would never work either, but:
1. Inveigle the western powers to eliminate the Arab leaders who oppress you (e.g. Mubarak, Hussain, Gadaffi, soon Assad)
2. In the power vacuum that ensues in those countries when the western powers leave, kill the men, shag the women, and establish caliphates to base yourselves in.
3. Fill yer boots.
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Originally posted by Batcher View PostThey have links to the university there. And the Bullingdon Club.
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Have such smelly feet that no-one would want to touch your shoes going through the airport scanner.
(Although teenage boys might have got to that one first...)
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Originally posted by pjclarke View PostTrain millions of young men from a subcontinent to be good enough in IT and the English language to get jobs, but not quite competent enough in those skills actually to do the job. Sit back and watch as the retail and financial services industries slowly fall apart.
Mew-ha-ha-ha!
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Train millions of young men from a subcontinent to be good enough in IT and the English language to get jobs, but not quite competent enough in those skills actually to do the job. Sit back and watch as the retail and financial services industries slowly fall apart.
Mew-ha-ha-ha!
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Random ideas which spring to mind which I would do if I was them ...
Send 100 sleeper agents to the US. Divide them into 50 groups of 2 and spread them out in various different cities. Carry out a campaign of terror like the Washington sniper. When one pair is caught the next activates.
Send an amount of nutters to the UK and spread them out. Tell them to randomly attack people in the street with knives etc and try to get as many people as possibly to film them during and after - rant nonsense about it being the government's fault and claim to have hundreds of martyrs ready to take over. Try to get shot by the police when they turn up.
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Originally posted by pjclarke View PostPut some soft cheese in your carry-on.
'It could be Semtex.'
'Its not Semtex, its Brie.'
True story. Wierd thing is, the same quantity of Pont L'Eveque was apparently fine, cos it was in a little wooden box.
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Put some soft cheese in your carry-on.
'It could be Semtex.'
'Its not Semtex, its Brie.'
True story. Wierd thing is, the same quantity of Pont L'Eveque was apparently fine, cos it was in a little wooden box.
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