The ISIS terrorist ideas thread

[BrilloPad]

1. Fly to West Africa, get infected with Ebola, then fly to a Western city.

[mudskipper]

Is isis isis or is isis is?

[mudskipper]

1. Fly to West Africa, get infected with Ebola, then fly to a Western city.

2. Take your phone out of flight safe mode during take off and landing.

[BrilloPad]

Is isis isis or is isis is?

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HTH

[VectraMan]

1. Fly to West Africa, get infected with Ebola, then fly to a Western city.

They'd have to get through Heathrow's health checks first (which apparently are optional and involve ticking some boxes to say that you're not sick).

3. Take a 110ml bottle of shampoo in your hand luggage.

[barrydidit]

Take a penknife with a sawblade 4mm too long onto a flight, pay £700 to be upgraded to business class, then scratch 'die, infidels' into the tray table.

[Paddy]

Open up an hotel chain Welcome to Hotel ISIS

[tomtomagain]

Why are they named after a river running through Oxford?

[Batcher]

Why are they named after a river running through Oxford?

They have links to the university there. And the Bullingdon Club.

[pjclarke]

Put some soft cheese in your carry-on.

'It could be Semtex.'

'Its not Semtex, its Brie.'

True story. Wierd thing is, the same quantity of Pont L'Eveque was apparently fine, cos it was in a little wooden box.