The ISIS terrorist ideas thread

[mudskipper]

Put some soft cheese in your carry-on.

'It could be Semtex.'

'Its not Semtex, its Brie.'

True story. Wierd thing is, the same quantity of Pont L'Eveque was apparently fine, cos it was in a little wooden box.

Mate of mine had her posh jam confiscated.

[MyUserName]

Random ideas which spring to mind which I would do if I was them ...

Send 100 sleeper agents to the US. Divide them into 50 groups of 2 and spread them out in various different cities. Carry out a campaign of terror like the Washington sniper. When one pair is caught the next activates.

Send an amount of nutters to the UK and spread them out. Tell them to randomly attack people in the street with knives etc and try to get as many people as possibly to film them during and after - rant nonsense about it being the government's fault and claim to have hundreds of martyrs ready to take over. Try to get shot by the police when they turn up.

[pjclarke]

Train millions of young men from a subcontinent to be good enough in IT and the English language to get jobs, but not quite competent enough in those skills actually to do the job. Sit back and watch as the retail and financial services industries slowly fall apart.

Mew-ha-ha-ha!

[vetran]

Train millions of young men from a subcontinent to be good enough in IT and the English language to get jobs, but not quite competent enough in those skills actually to do the job. Sit back and watch as the retail and financial services industries slowly fall apart.

Mew-ha-ha-ha!

Comment of the day!

[cojak]

Have such smelly feet that no-one would want to touch your shoes going through the airport scanner.

(Although teenage boys might have got to that one first...)

[tomtomagain]

They have links to the university there. And the Bullingdon Club.

Makes sense. Well makes about as much sense as the ISIS world view.

[Doggy Styles]

This would never work either, but:

1. Inveigle the western powers to eliminate the Arab leaders who oppress you (e.g. Mubarak, Hussain, Gadaffi, soon Assad)

2. In the power vacuum that ensues in those countries when the western powers leave, kill the men, shag the women, and establish caliphates to base yourselves in.

3. Fill yer boots.

[darmstadt]

Have such smelly feet that no-one would want to touch your shoes going through the airport scanner.

(Although teenage boys might have got to that one first...)

I've always refused to take my shoes off and its never caused a hassle. In the USA they make you stand in a big perspex box and swab your shoes and off you go, you get through the search bit a lot quicker that way....

[DiscoStu]

This would never work either, but:

1. Inveigle the western powers to eliminate the Arab leaders who oppress you (e.g. Mubarak, Hussain, Gadaffi, soon Assad)

2. In the power vacuum that ensues in those countries when the western powers leave, kill the men, shag the women, and establish caliphates to base yourselves in.

3. Fill yer boots.

I learned a new word today, thanks

[BrilloPad]

Have such smelly feet that no-one would want to touch your shoes going through the airport scanner.

(Although teenage boys might have got to that one first...)

I would swim across a shark infested ocean with steaks tied to my nads for a sniff of your feet.