The 50 Best Joan Rivers Jokes -- Vulture
My vagina is like Newark. Men know it's there, but they don't want to visit.
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She always looked like she wasn't that far from shuffling off 30 years ago. Shows what medical science can do these days.
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You're funny.Originally posted by Fandango View PostShouldn't the headline be "Old woman who's not funny and is mean about other peoples clothes dies"
No great loss IMHO
Can anyone name a woman who is actually genuinely laugh out loud funny? Anyone who says Miranda or Jo Brand you may give yourself a 5 day self ban!
I'm not talking about comedic actresses either as granted there are a number out there, but genuinely funny stand up comediennes? Not a single one!. That Asian sacraphandi(sp?) they wheel out every now and again on Live at the Apollo to prove they're not only putting on middle aged white men doesn't count either, as again, she's not in the slightest bit amusing!
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Shouldn't the headline be "Old woman who's not funny and is mean about other peoples clothes dies"
No great loss IMHO
Can anyone name a woman who is actually genuinely laugh out loud funny? Anyone who says Miranda or Jo Brand you may give yourself a 5 day self ban!
I'm not talking about comedic actresses either as granted there are a number out there, but genuinely funny stand up comediennes? Not a single one!. That Asian sacraphandi(sp?) they wheel out every now and again on Live at the Apollo to prove they're not only putting on middle aged white men doesn't count either, as again, she's not in the slightest bit amusing!
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I thought she very very funny. I remember growing up and she was always hilarious. Shame that she had the slip recently. Its a small stain on a very good career IMHO. She will be missed.
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She did say that when she died, that god might not be able to recognize her!Originally posted by kal View PostI imagine that rather than cremating her they'll just melt her down
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