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Previously on "Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?"
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostLaws of various states in the US, including Utah, classify oral sex as sodomy:
"A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."
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Originally posted by Batcher View PostBlonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record
This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.
"She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"
"A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."
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Blonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record
This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.
"She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"
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Originally posted by original PM View PostI was not fussy but probably not into grey pubes
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostAt that age I wasn't that fussy
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDo you know how old Brillo is?
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDo you know how old Brillo is?
Arthur Daley: [Arthur is sat in his car fast asleep, a gang of boys are kicking a football against a wall nearby, one of the boys boots the ball and it hits the window of Arthur's car, on the driver's side. Arthur winds down his window to give the boys a piece of his mind] Watch it!
boy: Naff off, you narky old b**tard!
Arthur Daley: Not so much of the old!DisgraceTreasure
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBecause the Internet didn't exist
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Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostAt that age I wasn't that fussy
Not that I'm downplaying the teacher student thing - a very different and unacceptable relationship.
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Originally posted by original PM View Posteven as a 15 year old school kid I am pretty sure my fantasies did not include 58 year old ladies underwear...
how strange
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