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Previously on "Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?"

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    So if they dyed their pubes or had a merkin you'd be in there like a ferret ?
    I miss ferret :glum:

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Laws of various states in the US, including Utah, classify oral sex as sodomy:
    "A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."
    So smurfing ot tea bagging counts as sodomy in the US

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    Blonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record

    This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.

    "She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"
    Laws of various states in the US, including Utah, classify oral sex as sodomy:
    "A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."

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  • Batcher
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    Blonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record

    This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.

    "She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I was not fussy but probably not into grey pubes
    So if they dyed their pubes or had a merkin you'd be in there like a ferret ?

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    At that age I wasn't that fussy
    I was not fussy but probably not into grey pubes

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Even Mitch wouldn't, well..... he might.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Do you know how old Brillo is?
    In his 70s ?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Do you know how old Brillo is?
    I put my dob on CUK.

    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    leave Brillo alone he is a National Disgrace Treasure
    No! I love the attention. No bad publicity. me! me! me!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Do you know how old Brillo is?

    Arthur Daley: [Arthur is sat in his car fast asleep, a gang of boys are kicking a football against a wall nearby, one of the boys boots the ball and it hits the window of Arthur's car, on the driver's side. Arthur winds down his window to give the boys a piece of his mind] Watch it!
    boy: Naff off, you narky old b**tard!
    Arthur Daley: Not so much of the old!
    leave Brillo alone he is a National Disgrace Treasure

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    The world wide web didn't exist, but the internet has been around a very long time
    Do you know how old Brillo is?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Because the Internet didn't exist
    The world wide web didn't exist, but the internet has been around a very long time

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  • darmstadt
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    Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?
    Because the Internet didn't exist

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  • vwdan
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    At that age I wasn't that fussy
    When I was about 15/16 a friend and I did Leeds festival. A Scottish woman latched on to me and, well, frankly I was a silly fool and wimped out. It remains one of my biggest ever teen regrets.

    Not that I'm downplaying the teacher student thing - a very different and unacceptable relationship.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    even as a 15 year old school kid I am pretty sure my fantasies did not include 58 year old ladies underwear...

    how strange
    At that age I wasn't that fussy

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