Reply to: Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?

[Dactylion]

So if they dyed their pubes or had a merkin you'd be in there like a ferret ?

I miss ferret :glum:

[MicrosoftBob]

Laws of various states in the US, including Utah, classify oral sex as sodomy:

"A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."

http://le.utah.gov/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_05_040300.htm

So smurfing ot tea bagging counts as sodomy in the US

[NickFitz]

Blonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record

This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.

"She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"

Laws of various states in the US, including Utah, classify oral sex as sodomy:

"A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."

http://le.utah.gov/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_05_040300.htm

[Batcher]

Blonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record

This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.

"She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"

[MicrosoftBob]

I was not fussy but probably not into grey pubes

So if they dyed their pubes or had a merkin you'd be in there like a ferret ?

[original PM]

At that age I wasn't that fussy

I was not fussy but probably not into grey pubes

[Scrag Meister]

Even Mitch wouldn't, well..... he might.

[MicrosoftBob]

Do you know how old Brillo is?

In his 70s ?

[BrilloPad]

Do you know how old Brillo is?

I put my dob on CUK.

leave Brillo alone he is a National Disgrace Treasure

No! I love the attention. No bad publicity. me! me! me!

[vetran]

Do you know how old Brillo is?

Arthur Daley: [Arthur is sat in his car fast asleep, a gang of boys are kicking a football against a wall nearby, one of the boys boots the ball and it hits the window of Arthur's car, on the driver's side. Arthur winds down his window to give the boys a piece of his mind] Watch it!
boy: Naff off, you narky old b**tard!
Arthur Daley: Not so much of the old!

leave Brillo alone he is a National Disgrace Treasure

[darmstadt]

The world wide web didn't exist, but the internet has been around a very long time

Do you know how old Brillo is?

[MicrosoftBob]

Because the Internet didn't exist

The world wide web didn't exist, but the internet has been around a very long time

[darmstadt]

Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?

Because the Internet didn't exist

[vwdan]

At that age I wasn't that fussy

When I was about 15/16 a friend and I did Leeds festival. A Scottish woman latched on to me and, well, frankly I was a silly fool and wimped out. It remains one of my biggest ever teen regrets.

Not that I'm downplaying the teacher student thing - a very different and unacceptable relationship.

[MicrosoftBob]

even as a 15 year old school kid I am pretty sure my fantasies did not include 58 year old ladies underwear...

how strange

At that age I wasn't that fussy