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Previously on "What does your printer say?"

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  • CloudWalker
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    I still think the best printer ever made was the Desk Jet 970cxi

    Little bugger refused to die! even after 800,000 pages and the dump trays over flowing !



    But has now gone to "silicon heaven"

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
    My laser is silent. I've never understood contractors that buy inkjets.
    Yes, learnt my lesson on that one.

    The old hp all-in-one-tulipe (with brand new ink in it) was sold for 25 notes on ebay last month.

    qh

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    AtW's printer....

    Remove squirrel from bottom
    FTFY

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  • greenlake
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    AtW's printer....

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  • BrilloPad
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    MIne says to go to the next CUK meet up and kill everyone.

    Or was it to go to the next CUK meet up naked? I can never quite tell.

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  • xoggoth
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    don't think you can get the cartridges any more.
    Yes you can. X1100 series anyway.

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  • SimonMac
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    Mine say's what ever I want it to

    Change HP Printer LCD Display | IT Hints, Tricks, and Tips

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  • vwdan
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    I got an ex-demo Samsung CLX419FW and I'm very happy with it

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  • v8gaz
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    My laser is silent. I've never understood contractors that buy inkjets.

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  • xoggoth
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    If it hasn't been used for years it's bound not to work. Never figured out why unused gadgets fail when regularly used ones go on for ever.

    My printer talks to me in an American voice "Please load paper in the auto sheet feeder" etc. He's good company.

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  • vwdan
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    Mine's upstairs so I rarely hear it print, but when it's "Calibrating" it sounds like it's hammering rocks.

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  • tractor
    started a topic What does your printer say?

    What does your printer say?

    When my printer is running it sounds like it's saying "Oprah, Oprah, Oprah, Oprah"

    Drives me nuts....

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