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  • BrilloPad
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    I would take the 3 fattest. Then kill them and eat them. Can I take Fava beans and Cianti too?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I think if one of the ladies was northernladyuk you would prefer to be in the cage......
    Are you saying northernladyuk and northernladuk have never been seen together at the same time ?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    That's what I was thinking - all ladies, for my cooking and ironing needs.

    But suppose they kept you locked in a cage and only let you out for occasional reproductive purposes?
    I think if one of the ladies was northernladyuk you would prefer to be in the cage......

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If I had to take 3 CUKers, I'd stay outside the bunker.
    If you'd stay outside the bunker, I'd put you on my buddy list.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    I don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!

    /casual sexism.
    That's what I was thinking - all ladies, for my cooking and ironing needs.

    But suppose they kept you locked in a cage and only let you out for occasional reproductive purposes?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I think you also had to soak your curtains (no fnaaring please)
    Too late

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Not so sure about that - With his four kids, he's well on the way already!
    You want Suitys milkman then.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I'm sure brown paper bags had a useful antiradiation capacity.

    Why else would HMG have included the advice in "Protect & Survive"?

    I think you also had to soak your curtains (no fnaaring please) in a solution of borax. It's now difficult to find as, apparently, it's dangerous.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If I had to take 3 CUKers, I'd stay outside the bunker.
    Just take AndyW

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    So which 3 CUKers would you take with you and why?
    If I had to take 3 CUKers, I'd stay outside the bunker.

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  • Pondlife
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    I don't know but it would have to include one of the CUK laydees. Living in a post apocalyptic world is NOT an excuse for an unironed shirt!





    /casual sexism.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Probably waxed paper bags were more for thermal protection, either from the initial blast or keeping warm in the subsequent days holed up in a shelter.

    Here's an interesting looking Nuclear War Survival Skills ebook for Suity to obsess over, with a foreword by Edward Teller no less, the original Dr Strangelove himself
    Having seen a lot of noddy suits they seem to contain some sort of charcoal, I assume it was from a training exercise but found a lot years ago on the dorset coastline

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Zeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.

    HTH
    The post-apocalyptic radiation might ,mutate him into a beautiful blonde.

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  • suityou01
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    MF - So I can feel super awesome about myself. Also useful as cannon/zombie fodder.
    Cliphead - As he can cook and is a good drinking buddy.
    Zeity - Because in a post apocalyptic scenario it's always good to have a giant lizard.

    HTH

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  • Zippy
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    I agree with Cojak - she's resourceful, cheerful (when the banhammer isn't out) and knows how to make beer
    Pondy - he usually makes me laugh
    Troll - loads of people for the price of one

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