Top 15 contractor tricks

[WTFH]

Sawing your agent in half is always a crowd-pleaser....

...it also makes getting the body into the boot of your car easier, particularly if you don't have a big one.

[greenlake]

Sawing your agent in half is always a crowd-pleaser....

[Criticular]

One trick is to sit and wait on a contractor forum until some numpty starts a thread on a topic that allows you to roast him without getting an infraction.

Even more depressing...

[northernladuk]

We shouldn't reveal our tricks.

Permie tricks won't be relevant to us anyway so fill your boots.

[BrilloPad]

On number one on my list of top 15 tricks is NLyUK.

[Bee]

Here the agent's tricks are discussed. But we contractors do have our own tricks. Let's discuss them.

We shouldn't reveal our tricks.

[gables]

I normally just ask my accountant

[northernladuk]

One trick is to sit and wait on a contractor forum until some numpty starts a thread on a topic that allows you to roast him without getting an infraction.

[SueEllen]

Open up sone Unix teminals on the dual monitors, tail -f some fast moving logs, tut at them every so often, convert some ebooks to text, read them in another terminal on the lappy screen in Unix VM....

I read the entire Saville Report into Bloody Sunday the first two weeks here, 30 pdfs of about 600 pages each converted to text.

I'm gona go on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject....

How depressing.

[stek]

Open up sone Unix teminals on the dual monitors, tail -f some fast moving logs, tut at them every so often, convert some ebooks to text, read them in another terminal on the lappy screen in Unix VM....

I read the entire Saville Report into Bloody Sunday the first two weeks here, 30 pdfs of about 600 pages each converted to text.

I'm gona go on Mastermind with it as my specialist subject....

[Criticular]

What and give away MyCos insider secrets?

LOL, looks like I need to go to an agents' forum to discuss this... Hm, by the way, is there the one?

Joking aside, I think we will all be collectively better off if we openly exchange our discoveries. Otherwise there is equally no point warning each other of top 15 agent's tricks but somehow there are already 13 pages there.

[MrMarkyMark]

Here the agent's tricks are discussed. But we contractors do have our own tricks. Let's discuss them.

What and give away MyCos insider secrets?

[Criticular]

Here the agent's tricks are discussed. But we contractors do have our own tricks. Let's discuss them.