Gammon claims hens invented eggs

[Whorty]

I'll be fine, but you seem to be struggling with the age of a certain teenage girl, so that knock may well be coming your way. Good luck...

By 'struggle', do you mean unlike gammons I'm indifferent to her, don't know all her personal details, and didn't know until you pointed it out that she'd had a birthday recently? You my friend are clutching at straws

[Mordac]

Who is 17? Is that the story you stick to when the police come knocking on your door?

I'll be fine, but you seem to be struggling with the age of a certain teenage girl, so that knock may well be coming your way. Good luck...

[Whorty]

Knobhead of the day. She's 17. Which is a higher number than your IQ could ever aspire to.

Who is 17? Is that the story you stick to when the police come knocking on your door?

[Mordac]

Class! A gammonatti at his very best

Just need a few of our own gammonatti to pop along now and deflect the subject, maybe by attacking a 16 year old girl, vegans or those more successful than them

Knobhead of the day. She's 17. Which is a higher number than your IQ could ever aspire to.

[NotAllThere]

I'm easily impressed? Tell me again who believes in fairy stories?

Dunno. Who?

[Uncle Albert]

A Prat. A patriotic one at that.

[Whorty]

Nice deflection there from an idiotic tweet saying that there's nothing patriotic about the Great British Breakfast, because sausages were invented by the Sumarians.

Roger Helmer is prat for thinking that there's anything patriotic about the GBB (The fact is there's nothing patriotic about the Great British Breakfast at all. You don't eat a national meal because you're a patriot - you do it because you like it.)
His responder is a prat for picking on an inconsequential point.
You're a prat for furthering the inconsequential point.
Whorty is an easily impressed prat. Just generally.

I'm easily impressed? Tell me again who believes in fairy stories?

[NotAllThere]

POTD

Prat.

[shaunbhoy]

You're a prat for furthering the inconsequential point.
Whorty is an easily impressed prat. Just generally.

POTD

[original PM]

Ummm beans are most decently not a part of the great british breakfast.

Beans and fried egg gives me the dry heaves and fried egg most definitely is part of the great British breakfast.

[NotAllThere]

Former MEP Roger Helmer (Who still uses a twitter handle with MEP in it illegally) claims eggs are invented by hens.
https://twitter.com/RogerHelmerMEP/s...38893909643264

Nice deflection there from an idiotic tweet saying that there's nothing patriotic about the Great British Breakfast, because sausages were invented by the Sumarians.

Roger Helmer is prat for thinking that there's anything patriotic about the GBB (The fact is there's nothing patriotic about the Great British Breakfast at all. You don't eat a national meal because you're a patriot - you do it because you like it.)
His responder is a prat for picking on an inconsequential point.
You're a prat for furthering the inconsequential point.
Whorty is an easily impressed prat. Just generally.

[Whorty]

Class! A gammonatti at his very best

Just need a few of our own gammonatti to pop along now and deflect the subject, maybe by attacking a 16 year old girl, vegans or those more successful than them

[MasterBait]

Former MEP Roger Helmer (Who still uses a twitter handle with MEP in it illegally) claims eggs are invented by hens.
https://twitter.com/RogerHelmerMEP/s...38893909643264