Reply to: non-EU trade deals

[WTFH]

Britain will sign up to 40 new trade deals the second after we leave the EU - David Davis.

Up to 40.

That includes 0-39 as well.
More specifically, 0.

[TestMangler]

Assuming work started this morning (the first Monday after we were legally permitted to start talking to other countries) you might want to re-evaluate your expectations. Trade deals take more than 3 hours these days. And the Americans are only just waking up. Now stop being a bell-end, there's a good troll...

Britain will sign up to 40 new trade deals the second after we leave the EU - David Davis.

[Eirikur]

There is already a new great deal with the Faroe Islands
UK and Faroe Islands sign trade continuity agreement - GOV.UK
and Liechtenstein
Continuing the UK's trade relationship with the Swiss Confederation and the Principality of Liechtenstein: parliamentary report - GOV.UK

Prosperity is on its way!

[Whorty]

You don't get it do you sal?

If we wanted trade deals we'd have stuck to using the ones we had with every country in the world and at the best terms you could possibly get.

What Brexiteers wanted was sovereignty and 72 virgins when they die.

Stop thinking about trade. Start planning for those sweet girlies... mmm

[Cirrus]

Now that we are out of the EU and have reclaimed Sovereignty and can make trade deals with the whole world on our own terms.

You don't get it do you sal?

If we wanted trade deals we'd have stuck to using the ones we had with every country in the world and at the best terms you could possibly get.

What Brexiteers wanted was sovereignty and 72 virgins when they die.

Stop thinking about trade. Start planning for those sweet girlies... mmm

[BrilloPad]

What happened to Bongo Bongo land?

Trump bought it.

[TestMangler]

What happened to Bongo Bongo land?

They've already said they're not interested in jam and scones.

[original PM]

What happened to Bongo Bongo land?

[Platypus]

List of countries Boris is currently negotiating trade deals



Absurdistan
Abuddin
Achu, Atchoo
Adjikistan
Aldorria
Aldovia
Almaigne
Altis and Stratis, Republic of
Alvonia
Ambrosia
America, Confederate States of
America, Pacific States of
America, People's Republic of
Americas, Federation of the
Amestris
Anchuria, Republic of
Angosia, Kingdom of
Angrezi Raj
Antegria
Arendelle, Kingdom of
Arstotzka
Arulco
Aslerfan
Atlantis
Auroa Arcipelago
Axphain


B[edit]

Name
Babar's Kingdom
Bacteria
Bahari
Batavia
Baltish
Bandara
Bandrinka
Bangalla/Bengalla
Bangistan
Baracas
Barama
Bartovia
Basenji
Bashkortostan
Basran
Belavia (Велавия)
Belgravia
Berzerkistan
Bialya
Blefuscu
Bolumbia
Borduria
Borostyria
Borginia
Bowser's Kingdom









Bozatta
Braganza, Dominion of
British States of America
Brobdingnag
Brungaria
Bruzundanga
Buchistan
Bultan
Buenaventura
Buranda

C[edit]

Name
Cagliostro
Calbia
Caledonia[5]
Carbombya, Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of
Carjackistan
Carovia
Carpania
Carpathia
Cascadia
Chernarus
Chinese Federation
Cobra Island
Congaree Socialist Republic
Country of the Blind
Coalition States
Concordia
Cobrastan
Cordinia
Corona
Corto Maltese
Socialist Democratic Republic of Corteguay
Cortuguay
Costaguana
Costa Luna
Costa Gravas
Crashbania




Czervenia

D[edit]

Name
Danu
Datlof
Dawsbergen
Deltora
Democratic Republic of Dahum
Dictionopolis
Digitopolis
Dinotopia
Draka, The Domination of
Drusselstein
Druznia
Durhan
Derkaderkastan

E[edit]

Name
Eastasia
East Hun Chiu
Ecotopia
Edonia
Elbonia
El Ohtar
Enclave
The Environment
Equatorial Kundu
Equestria
Erewhon
Estoccia
Eurasia

F[edit]

Name
Farfelu
Fe'ausi
Federated Commonwealths of America
Feldenberg
Flausenthurm
Florin
Fook Island
France-outre-mer
Franchia
Freedonia
Freedonia

G[edit]

Name
Galar Region, the
Genosha
Genovia
Gérolstein
Gilead, Republic of
Gindra
Glovania
Glubbdubdrib
Gondal
Gondour
Grinlandia
Guilder
Grand Fenwick
Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere
Graustark
Gramovian Federation
Graznavia
Great Britain, Republic of
Grenyarnia
Groland

H[edit]

Name
Halla
Holy Alliance
Holy Britannian Empire
Horizon Islands

I[edit]

Name
Idris
Illéa
Illyria
Impor
Indocarr
Irania
Islandia
Isla Island
Isla Trueno
Isle of Fogg
Isthmus Republic

J[edit]

Name
Jark Empire

K[edit]

Name
Kadir
Kahndaq
Kambezi
Kambezi
Kamistan, Islamic Republic of
Kangan
Karistan
Karzhegistan
Kasnia
Kastovia
Kazirstan
Kazahrus
Kashfar
Kekistan
Kerplankistan
Khemed
Khura'in
Kijuju
Kinakuta
Kingdom of Wisdom
Kingdom of Loathing
Klopstokia
Kolechia
Koratvia
Kraplakistan
Krakozhia
Krastava
Kumranistan
Kumbolaland
Kunami
Kurjikistan
Kyrat

L[edit]

Name
Latveria
Lasria
Lovitzna
Laurania
Leutonia
Lichtenburg
Lichtenslava
Lilliput
Liechtenhaus
Livonia
Loompa Land
Luftnarp
Lugash
Lower Slobbovia

M[edit]

Name
Madripoor
Mahishmathi / Magzhmathi
Maldonia
Malicuria
Maltovia
Mandorra
Monroe Republic
Marina Venetta
Marivella Islands
Markovia
Marley
Marshovia
Maru, Kingdom of
Matobo
Medici
Mendorra
Merania, Kingdom of
Meropis
Meruza
Metrofulus
Molvanîa
Moldavia
Moldovakia
Moloni Republic
Mombaka
Moronika
Mundania
Mushroom Kingdom, The
Mypos
Mikene Empire
Meeskatania

N[edit]

Name
Nairomi
Nambutu
Naruba
The Nation of the American Endless
Nazi America
Nerdocrumbesia
Nevoruss


New California Republic
New England, Republic of
New Germany
New German Republic
New Orleans, The Kingdom of
New Spain, Republic of
Nibia
Ninjago
Nogova
Norland
Nova Africa
Novistrana
Novoselic, The Kingdom of
Norgborg
Norteguay
North American Confederacy
North American Union
Nuevo Rico
Nuku'la Atoll
Numbani

O[edit]

Name
Obristan

Oceania
Octavia, the Empire of
Odan
OmniStat
Old Hebrides
Orsinia
Osterlich
Outer Heaven
Oz, Land of

P[edit]

Name
Palombia
Panau
Panem
Parador
Patusan
Penguina (L'île des Pingouins)
Petoria
Phaic Tăn
Piresia
Poictesme
Pokolistan
Pokrovia
Polrugaria
Potarneyland, Republic of
Pottsylvania
Pullamawang

Q[edit]

Name
Qasha
Quebec, Republic of
Qumar
Qumran (Kumrahn)
Qurac

R[edit]

Name
Ragaan
Realia
Republia
Republic of New Rearendia
Rhelasia
Robo-Hungarian Empire
Rolisica
Romanza
Rovinia
Ruffino
Ruritania
Rusalka
Rocky Mountains States
Rook Islands
Russian Democratic Union

S[edit]

Name
Sabaeus
St. George's Island
Sahrani, Kingdom of
Saint Marie
Samavia
San Blas, Republic of
Sangala
San Glucos
San Lorenzo
San Lorenzo
San Lorenzo
San Madeiro
San Marcos
San Miguel, 15th Federated Republic of
San Salvador
San Serriffe
San Sombrèro
San Theodoros
San Pasquale
San Pedro
Santa Prisca
Santo Marco
São Rico
Saradia
Sarasa Land
Sardovia
Sarkhan
Sauville
Seko
Selgina
Seyrun
Serdaristan
Serena Republic
Shangri-La
tulipschtorchnia
Sierra Gordo
Slaka
Slovetzia
Sodor
Solis
Sokovia
Soviet Unterzoegersdorf
South Africa, Federal Republic of
South Africa, United States of
Spensonia
Squamuglia
Strackenz
Sunda
Svenborgia
Syldavia
Sylvania

T[edit]

Name
Takistan
Tajinkistan
Taronia
Tazbekistan[21]
Tcherkistan
Tecala
Texas, Republic of
The Great Fusion]
Themyscira
Tibecuador
Tijata
Tirania, Republic of
Trans-Carpathia
Tomainia
Transia
Tropico
Tsergovia
Tundrabania
Turaqistan
Turgistan



Tyranistan

U[edit]

Name
Umbutu, National Republic of (Republique Nationale d'Umbutu)
Unaudited Arab Emirates
The Union of The United States of America
United Federation
United Islamic Republic
United Kingdom, the
United States of America
United States of Texas, the Republic of
Uqbar
Urk (also Uruk)
Urkesh
Urmania
Ustinkistan
Utopia
Urzikstan

V[edit]

Name
Vadeem
Val Verde
Vermillion Kingdom
Veyshnoria
Vespugia
Vilena
Vyseni, Republic of
Vulgaria

W[edit]

Name
Wadiya
Wakanda




West Angola
West Hun Chiu
West Britannia
The World State
Wredpryd

Y[edit]

Name
Yamapalu
Yellow Empire
Yerba
Yewaire
Yudonia

Z[edit]

Name
Zahiristan
Zangaro
Zanzarim
Zanzibar Land
Zekistan
Zamunda
Zubrowka
Zephyria
Zanda
Zemenia
Zeon
Zeeskatania

Good work!

[Paddy]

List of countries Boris is currently negotiating trade deals



Absurdistan
Abuddin
Achu, Atchoo
Adjikistan
Aldorria
Aldovia
Almaigne
Altis and Stratis, Republic of
Alvonia
Ambrosia
America, Confederate States of
America, Pacific States of
America, People's Republic of
Americas, Federation of the
Amestris
Anchuria, Republic of
Angosia, Kingdom of
Angrezi Raj
Antegria
Arendelle, Kingdom of
Arstotzka
Arulco
Aslerfan
Atlantis
Auroa Arcipelago
Axphain


B[edit]

Name
Babar's Kingdom
Bacteria
Bahari
Batavia
Baltish
Bandara
Bandrinka
Bangalla/Bengalla
Bangistan
Baracas
Barama
Bartovia
Basenji
Bashkortostan
Basran
Belavia (Велавия)
Belgravia
Berzerkistan
Bialya
Blefuscu
Bolumbia
Borduria
Borostyria
Borginia
Bowser's Kingdom









Bozatta
Braganza, Dominion of
British States of America
Brobdingnag
Brungaria
Bruzundanga
Buchistan
Bultan
Buenaventura
Buranda

C[edit]

Name
Cagliostro
Calbia
Caledonia[5]
Carbombya, Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of
Carjackistan
Carovia
Carpania
Carpathia
Cascadia
Chernarus
Chinese Federation
Cobra Island
Congaree Socialist Republic
Country of the Blind
Coalition States
Concordia
Cobrastan
Cordinia
Corona
Corto Maltese
Socialist Democratic Republic of Corteguay
Cortuguay
Costaguana
Costa Luna
Costa Gravas
Crashbania




Czervenia

D[edit]

Name
Danu
Datlof
Dawsbergen
Deltora
Democratic Republic of Dahum
Dictionopolis
Digitopolis
Dinotopia
Draka, The Domination of
Drusselstein
Druznia
Durhan
Derkaderkastan

E[edit]

Name
Eastasia
East Hun Chiu
Ecotopia
Edonia
Elbonia
El Ohtar
Enclave
The Environment
Equatorial Kundu
Equestria
Erewhon
Estoccia
Eurasia

F[edit]

Name
Farfelu
Fe'ausi
Federated Commonwealths of America
Feldenberg
Flausenthurm
Florin
Fook Island
France-outre-mer
Franchia
Freedonia
Freedonia

G[edit]

Name
Galar Region, the
Genosha
Genovia
Gérolstein
Gilead, Republic of
Gindra
Glovania
Glubbdubdrib
Gondal
Gondour
Grinlandia
Guilder
Grand Fenwick
Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere
Graustark
Gramovian Federation
Graznavia
Great Britain, Republic of
Grenyarnia
Groland

H[edit]

Name
Halla
Holy Alliance
Holy Britannian Empire
Horizon Islands

I[edit]

Name
Idris
Illéa
Illyria
Impor
Indocarr
Irania
Islandia
Isla Island
Isla Trueno
Isle of Fogg
Isthmus Republic

J[edit]

Name
Jark Empire

K[edit]

Name
Kadir
Kahndaq
Kambezi
Kambezi
Kamistan, Islamic Republic of
Kangan
Karistan
Karzhegistan
Kasnia
Kastovia
Kazirstan
Kazahrus
Kashfar
Kekistan
Kerplankistan
Khemed
Khura'in
Kijuju
Kinakuta
Kingdom of Wisdom
Kingdom of Loathing
Klopstokia
Kolechia
Koratvia
Kraplakistan
Krakozhia
Krastava
Kumranistan
Kumbolaland
Kunami
Kurjikistan
Kyrat

L[edit]

Name
Latveria
Lasria
Lovitzna
Laurania
Leutonia
Lichtenburg
Lichtenslava
Lilliput
Liechtenhaus
Livonia
Loompa Land
Luftnarp
Lugash
Lower Slobbovia

M[edit]

Name
Madripoor
Mahishmathi / Magzhmathi
Maldonia
Malicuria
Maltovia
Mandorra
Monroe Republic
Marina Venetta
Marivella Islands
Markovia
Marley
Marshovia
Maru, Kingdom of
Matobo
Medici
Mendorra
Merania, Kingdom of
Meropis
Meruza
Metrofulus
Molvanîa
Moldavia
Moldovakia
Moloni Republic
Mombaka
Moronika
Mundania
Mushroom Kingdom, The
Mypos
Mikene Empire
Meeskatania

N[edit]

Name
Nairomi
Nambutu
Naruba
The Nation of the American Endless
Nazi America
Nerdocrumbesia
Nevoruss


New California Republic
New England, Republic of
New Germany
New German Republic
New Orleans, The Kingdom of
New Spain, Republic of
Nibia
Ninjago
Nogova
Norland
Nova Africa
Novistrana
Novoselic, The Kingdom of
Norgborg
Norteguay
North American Confederacy
North American Union
Nuevo Rico
Nuku'la Atoll
Numbani

O[edit]

Name
Obristan

Oceania
Octavia, the Empire of
Odan
OmniStat
Old Hebrides
Orsinia
Osterlich
Outer Heaven
Oz, Land of

P[edit]

Name
Palombia
Panau
Panem
Parador
Patusan
Penguina (L'île des Pingouins)
Petoria
Phaic Tăn
Piresia
Poictesme
Pokolistan
Pokrovia
Polrugaria
Potarneyland, Republic of
Pottsylvania
Pullamawang

Q[edit]

Name
Qasha
Quebec, Republic of
Qumar
Qumran (Kumrahn)
Qurac

R[edit]

Name
Ragaan
Realia
Republia
Republic of New Rearendia
Rhelasia
Robo-Hungarian Empire
Rolisica
Romanza
Rovinia
Ruffino
Ruritania
Rusalka
Rocky Mountains States
Rook Islands
Russian Democratic Union

S[edit]

Name
Sabaeus
St. George's Island
Sahrani, Kingdom of
Saint Marie
Samavia
San Blas, Republic of
Sangala
San Glucos
San Lorenzo
San Lorenzo
San Lorenzo
San Madeiro
San Marcos
San Miguel, 15th Federated Republic of
San Salvador
San Serriffe
San Sombrèro
San Theodoros
San Pasquale
San Pedro
Santa Prisca
Santo Marco
São Rico
Saradia
Sarasa Land
Sardovia
Sarkhan
Sauville
Seko
Selgina
Seyrun
Serdaristan
Serena Republic
Shangri-La
tulipschtorchnia
Sierra Gordo
Slaka
Slovetzia
Sodor
Solis
Sokovia
Soviet Unterzoegersdorf
South Africa, Federal Republic of
South Africa, United States of
Spensonia
Squamuglia
Strackenz
Sunda
Svenborgia
Syldavia
Sylvania

T[edit]

Name
Takistan
Tajinkistan
Taronia
Tazbekistan[21]
Tcherkistan
Tecala
Texas, Republic of
The Great Fusion]
Themyscira
Tibecuador
Tijata
Tirania, Republic of
Trans-Carpathia
Tomainia
Transia
Tropico
Tsergovia
Tundrabania
Turaqistan
Turgistan



Tyranistan

U[edit]

Name
Umbutu, National Republic of (Republique Nationale d'Umbutu)
Unaudited Arab Emirates
The Union of The United States of America
United Federation
United Islamic Republic
United Kingdom, the
United States of America
United States of Texas, the Republic of
Uqbar
Urk (also Uruk)
Urkesh
Urmania
Ustinkistan
Utopia
Urzikstan

V[edit]

Name
Vadeem
Val Verde
Vermillion Kingdom
Veyshnoria
Vespugia
Vilena
Vyseni, Republic of
Vulgaria

W[edit]

Name
Wadiya
Wakanda




West Angola
West Hun Chiu
West Britannia
The World State
Wredpryd

Y[edit]

Name
Yamapalu
Yellow Empire
Yerba
Yewaire
Yudonia

Z[edit]

Name
Zahiristan
Zangaro
Zanzarim
Zanzibar Land
Zekistan
Zamunda
Zubrowka
Zephyria
Zanda
Zemenia
Zeon
Zeeskatania

[PCTNN]

And the Americans are only just waking up.

You'll see it's the brits who will have a sudden awakening.

[Mordac]

Now that we are out of the EU and have reclaimed Sovereignty and can make trade deals with the whole world on our own terms.

Where are all the promised amazingly fantastic trade deals, that would turbo charge^tm the economy and unleash Birtain's potential^tm

I though trading partners were lining up at our doors...

Assuming work started this morning (the first Monday after we were legally permitted to start talking to other countries) you might want to re-evaluate your expectations. Trade deals take more than 3 hours these days. And the Americans are only just waking up. Now stop being a bell-end, there's a good troll...

[Zigenare]

Oh those words. The leavers are about to enter a world of hurt. They'll probably still blame the EU.

Scoots, given your track record, I would suggest that the only person about to be handed their arse on a plate is your good self. Again.

[scooterscot]

Now that we are out of the EU and have reclaimed Sovereignty and can make trade deals with the whole world on our own terms..

Oh those words. The leavers are about to enter a world of hurt. They'll probably still blame the EU.

[Zigenare]

When I was a kid, I asked my mum to buy a pack of corn fakes because there was a free toy inside. However, when I opened the packet, the toy did not match the one on the TV advert. I learnt from that but it seems that many adults these days are taken in by things that would not fool kids.

The clue should've been in what was written on the box!

My you remoaners are in a tissy this morning, something happen?