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Previously on "Found dead in a ditch"

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  • WTFH
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    If he is found dead in a ditch, it might be worth looking for a suspect who said he would don khaki and pick up a rifle if he didn't get his version of Brexit.

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  • Eirikur
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    Maybe the celebratory 50 p coins can be released anyway if we find BoJo dead in a ditch tomorrow.

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  • sal
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    The soap opera continues for another season.

    EU agrees Brexit extension to 31 January - BBC News

    Check your local ditches for blond middle aged gentleman.

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  • edison
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Reminder
    I think there may be a national shortage of shovels in the stampede to help BoJo dig his ditch now

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  • Eirikur
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    Reminder

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655012
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655015
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2659771
    One for the conspiracy theorists to work with...

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    What makes you think they'll ban Eirikur?
    It's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655012
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655015
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2659771

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Do you want to go first, show him how it's done?
    No need, they do classes at Eton.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.
    Do you want to go first, show him how it's done?

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  • TestMangler
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    I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Only if the wall is ultimately unharmed...
    The will of the people demand there is no wall. But if there was a wall, then people 'not like us' should not be allowed past it.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"
    Only if the wall is ultimately unharmed...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"
    You or AtW?

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    What's wrong with being found dead hill walking?
    It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Droitwich is not that bad
    THE 10 BEST Things to Do in Droitwich - 2019 (with Photos) | TripAdvisor

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