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WTFH replied

30 October 2019, 12:11
If he is found dead in a ditch, it might be worth looking for a suspect who said he would don khaki and pick up a rifle if he didn't get his version of Brexit.
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Eirikur replied

30 October 2019, 11:19
Maybe the celebratory 50 p coins can be released anyway if we find BoJo dead in a ditch tomorrow.
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sal replied

28 October 2019, 10:09
The soap opera continues for another season.

EU agrees Brexit extension to 31 January - BBC News

Check your local ditches for blond middle aged gentleman.
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edison replied

22 October 2019, 20:12
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Reminder

I think there may be a national shortage of shovels in the stampede to help BoJo dig his ditch now
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Eirikur replied

22 October 2019, 19:38
Reminder
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Mordac replied

6 September 2019, 18:00
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

It's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655012
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655015
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2659771

One for the conspiracy theorists to work with...
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NotAllThere replied

6 September 2019, 17:57
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

What makes you think they'll ban Eirikur?

It's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655012
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2655015
https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2659771
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TestMangler replied

6 September 2019, 13:45
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Do you want to go first, show him how it's done?

No need, they do classes at Eton.
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Zigenare replied

6 September 2019, 13:44
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.

Do you want to go first, show him how it's done?
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TestMangler replied

6 September 2019, 13:43
I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.
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Whorty replied

6 September 2019, 13:35
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Only if the wall is ultimately unharmed...

The will of the people demand there is no wall. But if there was a wall, then people 'not like us' should not be allowed past it.
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Mordac replied

6 September 2019, 13:31
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"

Only if the wall is ultimately unharmed...
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Zigenare replied

6 September 2019, 10:15
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"

You or AtW?
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Whorty replied

6 September 2019, 09:24
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

What's wrong with being found dead hill walking?

It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"
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Eirikur replied

6 September 2019, 08:38
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Droitwich is not that bad

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