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Previously on "Caption Competition"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    That is because you are a

    HTH

    As opposed to an innumerate like you.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And <52% cretin.

    you leaving the country then?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Less than 52% cretin allows for there being zero cretins in the country, so I'm not quite sure what point you're making here.
    That is because you are a

    HTH

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And <52% cretin.
    Less than 52% cretin allows for there being zero cretins in the country, so I'm not quite sure what point you're making here.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Maybe May was going for "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have". Leading a country with Debt < 60% of GDP and exports greater than imports
    And <52% cretin.

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  • scooterscot
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    "Can we delay Brexit to the 5th of November? Asking for a friend..."

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  • shaunbhoy
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    "The French have offered to surrender again Angela. Shall we explain?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Pretty rude to be fair - either MI6/GCHQ failed to do their jobs or it was on purpuse
    Maybe the German secret service failed in their jobs?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Pretty rude to be fair - either MI6/GCHQ failed to do their jobs or it was on purpuse

    Maybe May was going for "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have". Leading a country with Debt < 60% of GDP and exports greater than imports

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    That ghastly woman has just turned up in the same coat as me.
    Pretty rude to be fair - either MI6/GCHQ failed to do their jobs or it was on purpuse

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  • WTFH
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    That ghastly woman has just turned up in the same coat as me.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Has Merkel just spotted May who wore the same outfit?

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  • BR14
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    Merkel 'who let that french twat in here?'

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  • woohoo
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    Merkel "Not now Fritz, take that bloody mars bar away".

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  • woohoo
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    Merkel "*f8ck I wish it was the French leaving and not our British cousins. "

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