Reply to: Unilever stockpiles Ben & Jerry's and Magnum ice creams

[Zigenare]

Couple of mates of mine worked in Diageo back in the day, the bar there was legendary!

The "Grand Met" Xmas raffle was bloody amazing!

[meridian]

you needed to upgrade to Enron it was free lunches!

Certain clients took me to top Michelin starred restaurants. Those were the days.

Couple of mates of mine worked in Diageo back in the day, the bar there was legendary!

[vetran]

I did some work in Bristol for Unilever back in the mid 90's when I was consulting for a software house. There was a fridge in the office with Magnums in, and you could help your self if you wanted one I liked that client

Almost as good as when I did some work for Sharwoods and they gave me jars of curry

Didn't get anything off Aston Martin, the tight @rses

you needed to upgrade to Enron it was free lunches!

Certain clients took me to top Michelin starred restaurants. Those were the days.

[darmstadt]

And they're bored of his fantasist army stories, where he single handedly saved the west from the russkies during the cold war

[Whorty]

They can't afford the plus size stair lift.

And they're bored of his fantasist army stories, where he single handedly saved the west from the russkies during the cold war

[Old Greg]

Again fella. Stop talking to yourself or they'll be taking you off to the home.

They can't afford the plus size stair lift.

[Whorty]

Dear oh dear! How old are you?

Primary Two called....they want their "witty retorts" back.

Again fella. Stop talking to yourself or they'll be taking you off to the home.

[shaunbhoy]

You really shouldn't talk to yourself.

Dear oh dear! How old are you?

Primary Two called....they want their "witty retorts" back.

[Old Greg]

You really shouldn't talk to yourself. I know this is the narrative you hear in your head, but best keep them to yourselves or to the pigeons that you mutter to on the park bench.

The pigeons steer clear of the smell of rancid corned beef fritters

[Whorty]

Right on cue we have the High Rectum of the Faith Militant with yet another witless pronouncement.

Have a look and see if you can find an App that might at least help you inject some humour into your tediously dull outpourings.

Devoid of any originality or subtlety, your rather prodigious mutterings are currently the very epitome of banal.

You really shouldn't talk to yourself. I know this is the narrative you hear in your head, but best keep them to yourselves or to the pigeons that you mutter to on the park bench.

[Whorty]

And it just goes to show that a big company like Unilever place quite a premium on the work performed even by employees as far down the corporate food chain as their security guards.

I see you're back with your pointless comments.

[Old Greg]

Cripes......there goes another rib.

And all your hard work is rewarded with a promotion to the hot food service counter. Way to go!!

[shaunbhoy]

That's the spirit! Take pride in your Basic Hand Hygiene Cert test result. You did your best!

Cripes......there goes another rib.

[Old Greg]

Nope.......no better.

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That's the spirit! Take pride in your Basic Hand Hygiene Cert test result. You did your best!

[shaunbhoy]

Don't be so hard on yourself. As Alexei says, you did your best. I'm sure someone somewhere must be proud of you.

Nope.......no better.

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