Unilever stockpiles Ben & Jerry's and Magnum ice creams

[shaunbhoy]

That's the spirit! Take pride in your Basic Hand Hygiene Cert test result. You did your best!

Cripes......there goes another rib.

[Old Greg]

Cripes......there goes another rib.

And all your hard work is rewarded with a promotion to the hot food service counter. Way to go!!

[Whorty]

And it just goes to show that a big company like Unilever place quite a premium on the work performed even by employees as far down the corporate food chain as their security guards.

I see you're back with your pointless comments.

[Whorty]

Right on cue we have the High Rectum of the Faith Militant with yet another witless pronouncement.

Have a look and see if you can find an App that might at least help you inject some humour into your tediously dull outpourings.

Devoid of any originality or subtlety, your rather prodigious mutterings are currently the very epitome of banal.

You really shouldn't talk to yourself. I know this is the narrative you hear in your head, but best keep them to yourselves or to the pigeons that you mutter to on the park bench.

[Old Greg]

You really shouldn't talk to yourself. I know this is the narrative you hear in your head, but best keep them to yourselves or to the pigeons that you mutter to on the park bench.

The pigeons steer clear of the smell of rancid corned beef fritters

[shaunbhoy]

You really shouldn't talk to yourself.

Dear oh dear! How old are you?

Primary Two called....they want their "witty retorts" back.

[Whorty]

Dear oh dear! How old are you?

Primary Two called....they want their "witty retorts" back.

Again fella. Stop talking to yourself or they'll be taking you off to the home.

[Old Greg]

Again fella. Stop talking to yourself or they'll be taking you off to the home.

They can't afford the plus size stair lift.

[Whorty]

They can't afford the plus size stair lift.

And they're bored of his fantasist army stories, where he single handedly saved the west from the russkies during the cold war

[darmstadt]

And they're bored of his fantasist army stories, where he single handedly saved the west from the russkies during the cold war