Britain faces sperm shrtage in case of no-deal Brexit

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vetran replied

28 August 2018, 17:07
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Is no granny safe in Slough...?

Hey they weren't GILFs when I produced this load of remainers. For most I'm blaming too much beer and a particularly small pair of Tighty wighties. Except for AssGuru I'm blaming that on the coke & syphilis his mother had.
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Mordac replied

28 August 2018, 15:46
Originally posted by vetran View Post

don't worry boys I sired your mothers, send you wives over as well!

Is no granny safe in Slough...?
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vetran replied

28 August 2018, 15:26
don't worry boys I sired your mothers, send you wives over as well!
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WTFH replied

27 August 2018, 21:39
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

If they can make one to fit the Channel Tunnel, then yes....

I think I might know someone who has some that size...

Paging NLyUK.
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Mordac replied

27 August 2018, 21:19
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Are you suggesting we need to put a femdom in the country to stop all the EU sperm from getting in?

If they can make one to fit the Channel Tunnel, then yes....
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Paddy replied

27 August 2018, 17:12
I considered freezing my sperm but the procedure was uncomfortable after my balls were trapped for two hours in the freezer door.
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greenlake replied

27 August 2018, 15:35
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Sperm of gammon brexiteers (despite the fact they are a bunch of w@nk3rs) is of too low quality for successful impregnations

A consequence of excessive chutney spoon licking, perhaps....?
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WTFH replied

27 August 2018, 11:44
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

We need a Strong & Stables immigration policy.

Are you suggesting we need to put a femdom in the country to stop all the EU sperm from getting in?
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TestMangler replied

27 August 2018, 11:40
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Indeed, a dog born in a stable is not a horse*

*vetran 2018

We need a Strong & Stables immigration policy.
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sasguru replied

27 August 2018, 11:07
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

They, and their children and grandchildren.

Indeed, a dog born in a stable is not a horse*

*vetran 2018
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scooterscot replied

27 August 2018, 10:50
Refunds not accepted.
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Mordac replied

27 August 2018, 10:38
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I do it for my country and send it back first class

The last thing this country needs is any contribution of yours into the gene pool...
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scooterscot replied

27 August 2018, 09:33
I do it for my country and send it back first class
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WTFH replied

27 August 2018, 09:32
Originally posted by meridian View Post

It’s missing the real story - do children born using Denmark or USA sperm count as immigrants?

They, and their children and grandchildren.
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meridian replied

27 August 2018, 09:22
It’s missing the real story - do children born using Denmark or USA sperm count as immigrants?
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