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Britain faces sperm shrtage in case of no-deal Brexit

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    Britain faces sperm shrtage in case of no-deal Brexit

    Sperm of gammon brexiteers (despite the fact they are a bunch of w@nk3rs) is of too low quality for successful impregnations, so high quality EU sperm is required

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/video...shortage-video
    Last edited by Eirikur; 27 August 2018, 09:09.

    #2
    It’s missing the real story - do children born using Denmark or USA sperm count as immigrants?

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      #3
      Originally posted by meridian View Post
      It’s missing the real story - do children born using Denmark or USA sperm count as immigrants?
      They, and their children and grandchildren.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        I do it for my country and send it back first class
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          I do it for my country and send it back first class
          The last thing this country needs is any contribution of yours into the gene pool...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Refunds not accepted.
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              They, and their children and grandchildren.
              Indeed, a dog born in a stable is not a horse*


              *vetran 2018
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Indeed, a dog born in a stable is not a horse*


                *vetran 2018
                We need a Strong & Stables immigration policy.
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  We need a Strong & Stables immigration policy.
                  Are you suggesting we need to put a femdom in the country to stop all the EU sperm from getting in?
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                    Sperm of gammon brexiteers (despite the fact they are a bunch of w@nk3rs) is of too low quality for successful impregnations
                    A consequence of excessive chutney spoon licking, perhaps....?

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