Four people put in custardy

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Taxiway...

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Are the home improvements necessary? It’s unlikely to add value to the property. Is your wife pressurising you into this financial situation, if so put your foot down.

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Four people have been arrested after custard and apple crumble was flung at a display case containing Crown Jewels at the Tower of London.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpd61w22e3no

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Will ye no come back again... came to mind....

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Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, what a load of muppets. Cyber attack on 24 November, servers and phones down for 10 days no ETA for fix. ...

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Yes, I can follow the prostate scan on you tablet, but is there a need to show off your dongle?...

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Apparently I live in a mansion