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Dilemma - Women

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    #21
    Originally posted by Gibbon
    darmstadt - she' from near bremen, any tips?
    Probably a bit fishy. The football team are affectionately known as fish-heads as its a fishing port and harbour. Don't forget to try some 'Kohl und Pinkel' as well

    A typical woman from Bremen:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      That is Swindon, but with new artificial turf.
      Vieze Oude Man

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        #23
        Don't be ridiculous.

        Swindon has beauty and charm

        First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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          #24
          "Swindon has beauty and charm"

          You mean the M4.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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