Reply to: Dilemma - Women

[BoredBloke]

"Swindon has beauty and charm"

You mean the M4.

[_V_]

Don't be ridiculous.

Swindon has beauty and charm

[mcquiggd]

That is Swindon, but with new artificial turf.

[darmstadt]

darmstadt - she' from near bremen, any tips?

Probably a bit fishy. The football team are affectionately known as fish-heads as its a fishing port and harbour. Don't forget to try some 'Kohl und Pinkel' as well

A typical woman from Bremen:

[mcquiggd]

Has she mentioned her price list....?

[oraclesmith]

"Meanwhile in Bremen, Thomas' wife, Ellen, is having a disturbed dream. She knows that something is wrong with her husband and calls out to him in her sleep. The Count senses Ellen's psychic connection to Thomas and turns away from his victim, deciding instead to travel to Bremen to take this woman. He buries himself in a stack of coffins filled with soil (Vampires must always sleep in the same ground in which they were buried) and sets off for Germany by boat. As he travels he brings plague and pestilence to the whole of the ship's crew, who all die, and to every port he calls at. Finally he arrives in Bremen, which then also becomes engulfed by disease. " Nosferatu 1921

[Fleetwood]

darmstadt - she' from near bremen, any tips?

Bang her back end out...
hth

[Gibbon]

darmstadt - she' from near bremen, any tips?

[Andyw]

I'm not into anal, tried it once - not for me.

BTW I was not recieving I giving and was a female human.

Nicely rescued ! but im afraid we can only take your first answer though !

[darmstadt]

If you don't go then I'm already in Germany so I could stand in for you. BTW, what part of Germany as they differ around the country?

[Gibbon]

I'm not into anal, tried it once - not for me.

BTW I was not recieving I giving and was a female human.

[Fleetwood]

I just put "anal fisting" into Google images.
How silly of me.

[Andyw]

Dont forget to give her a damm good anal fisting from me !

[Fleetwood]

Your ex texted you at 3 o'clock in the morning. She was pissed.
BTW, why can't people actually talk to each other these days instead of fecking texting, FFS. It wasn't like that in my day.

FWIW, shag the Kraut senseless.
hth

[Gibbon]

The german girl has just text me to ask if I like 'dark kisses'??? and when I arrive next friday night she will bake me a sweet cherry pie in her underwear.

Down Boy