Dilemma - Women

[Fleetwood]

Your ex texted you at 3 o'clock in the morning. She was pissed.
BTW, why can't people actually talk to each other these days instead of fecking texting, FFS. It wasn't like that in my day.

FWIW, shag the Kraut senseless.
hth

[Andyw]

Dont forget to give her a damm good anal fisting from me !

[Fleetwood]

I just put "anal fisting" into Google images.
How silly of me.

[Gibbon]

I'm not into anal, tried it once - not for me.

BTW I was not recieving I giving and was a female human.

[darmstadt]

If you don't go then I'm already in Germany so I could stand in for you. BTW, what part of Germany as they differ around the country?

[Andyw]

I'm not into anal, tried it once - not for me.

BTW I was not recieving I giving and was a female human.

Nicely rescued ! but im afraid we can only take your first answer though !

[Gibbon]

darmstadt - she' from near bremen, any tips?

[Fleetwood]

darmstadt - she' from near bremen, any tips?

Bang her back end out...
hth

[oraclesmith]

"Meanwhile in Bremen, Thomas' wife, Ellen, is having a disturbed dream. She knows that something is wrong with her husband and calls out to him in her sleep. The Count senses Ellen's psychic connection to Thomas and turns away from his victim, deciding instead to travel to Bremen to take this woman. He buries himself in a stack of coffins filled with soil (Vampires must always sleep in the same ground in which they were buried) and sets off for Germany by boat. As he travels he brings plague and pestilence to the whole of the ship's crew, who all die, and to every port he calls at. Finally he arrives in Bremen, which then also becomes engulfed by disease. " Nosferatu 1921

[mcquiggd]

Has she mentioned her price list....?