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Michael Jackson is 48 today

29 August 2006, 12:27

said he still feels like a 12 year old

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29 August 2006, 12:32

Looking good for his age, isn't he?

You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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29 August 2006, 12:34

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29 August 2006, 13:05

What did the single parent mother say to Michael Jackson on the beach ?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun"
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#5

29 August 2006, 13:06

whats the similarity between Whiskey and MJ?

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29 August 2006, 13:07

they both come in tots
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29 August 2006, 13:09

What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and Father Christmas?

We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds
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29 August 2006, 13:13

They both empty their sacks for children.

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29 August 2006, 13:24

Difference between Israel and MJ?

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29 August 2006, 13:24

They both empty their sacks for children.

Correct.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

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