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Numptycorner replied

29 August 2006, 13:52
Originally posted by Andyw

They both get their knobs twiddled by Numptycorner ?

Your x-box has a knob? Why does that not surprise me!?
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Andyw replied

29 August 2006, 13:50
Originally posted by Numptycorner

What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They both get their knobs twiddled by Numptycorner ?
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Numptycorner replied

29 August 2006, 13:45
What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
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Fleetwood replied

29 August 2006, 13:30
One is white and made of plastic, and potentially harmful to children

so only half a point for your team there, Prawn.
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DimPrawn replied

29 August 2006, 13:27
One is white and made of plastic and the other is used to carry your shopping.
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Fleetwood replied

29 August 2006, 13:24
They both empty their sacks for children.

Correct.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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Numptycorner replied

29 August 2006, 13:24
Difference between Israel and MJ?
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DaveB replied

29 August 2006, 13:13
They both empty their sacks for children.
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Fleetwood replied

29 August 2006, 13:09
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and Father Christmas?
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Andyw replied

29 August 2006, 13:07
they both come in tots
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Numptycorner replied

29 August 2006, 13:06
whats the similarity between Whiskey and MJ?
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Andyw replied

29 August 2006, 13:05
What did the single parent mother say to Michael Jackson on the beach ?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun"
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Numptycorner replied

29 August 2006, 12:34
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bogeyman replied

29 August 2006, 12:32
Looking good for his age, isn't he?
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Numptycorner started a topic Michael Jackson is 48 today

29 August 2006, 12:27
Michael Jackson is 48 today

said he still feels like a 12 year old
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