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    The bald beaver thread

    I'll start

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Erm, it says that is a beever so you fail.

    Last edited by northernladuk; 17 January 2014, 23:33.
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      #3

      Unless that's a toupee, I don't think he is bald.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Are you worried?

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              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Ne, ich habe kein haar.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9



                  Invented in 1918, this device promised to “stimulate the abdominal brain!”. The device consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum. When plugged in, a blue light bulb lit up to tell you it was working to restore your manly vitality.


                  This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well. Young men would tie this ring of death around their member, and whenever they became aroused, the spikes would sink into their flesh, causing excruciating pain.
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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