The bald beaver thread

[suityou01]

I'll start

[northernladuk]

Erm, it says that is a beever so you fail.

[NotAllThere]

Unless that's a toupee, I don't think he is bald.

[mudskipper]

[suityou01]

[suityou01]

[darmstadt]

Are you worried?

BEAVER PROFESSIONAL Keratin Schütthaar zur Auffüllung von schütterem Haar, Grau 12gr: Amazon.de: Parfümerie & Kosmetik

[suityou01]

Ne, ich habe kein haar.

[darmstadt]

Invented in 1918, this device promised to “stimulate the abdominal brain!”. The device consisted of a 4.25 inch probe which was plugged into the wall and then inserted into the rectum. When plugged in, a blue light bulb lit up to tell you it was working to restore your manly vitality.

This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well. Young men would tie this ring of death around their member, and whenever they became aroused, the spikes would sink into their flesh, causing excruciating pain.

[suityou01]