Threaded and Chico in first CUK gay wedding ...

[sasguru]

The vows:

Chico: I hereby renounce all loony beliefs in favour of fatso here.
Threaded : I hereby renounce empty boasting in favour of this loon.
Gay lesbian vicar: You may now eat the pies.

[Phoenix]

The vows:

Chico: I hereby renounce all loony beliefs in favour of fatso here.
Threaded : I hereby renounce empty boasting in favour of this loon.
Gay lesbian vicar: You may now eat the pies.

Pies: "Feck off!"

[AtW]

sas - you forgot to mention who are their first mates -- Mailman and Dundee no doubt?

[The Lone Gunman]

But related. This coming weekend I are attending a gay wedding. I just wondered if anyone knows the form?

I understand "straight" weddings and the faux pas one can commit but have no idea for the gay variety.

Any advice welcome.

[andy]

Just ask who is husband and who is wife

[sasguru]

But related. This coming weekend I are attending a gay wedding. I just wondered if anyone knows the form?

I understand "straight" weddings and the faux pas one can commit but have no idea for the gay variety.

Any advice welcome.

You must be the trendiest chap on this forum, LG.

Don't pick up any cake that "accidentally" falls to the floor.
Shave your head and grow a 'tache - alternatively take Alexei as your partner.
Try to disappear if any slow dances come on.

[The Lone Gunman]

Just ask who is husband and who is wife

I already know that, I am looking forward to my mate giving the "father of the bride speech".

[sasguru]

I already know that, I am looking forward to my mate giving the "father of the bride speech".

He he. The mind boggles.
Are you going to the stag or the hen do? Or is it all merged into the hag party?

[andy]

keep you back against the wall.
and as mentioned don't pick anything off the floor

[sasguru]

sas - you forgot to mention who are their first mates -- Mailman and Dundee no doubt?

You mean best man and bridesmaid?

Francko and Mailman respectively.
PS Chico is the bride, naturally.

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