Threaded and Chico in first CUK gay wedding ...

[andy]

Can't be any worse than the rum punch they served at their last do, gave me a terrible sore arse and I can't remember a bloody thing!

That taught you a lesson .
Next time lubricate your ring before you go.

[Hart-floot]

Can't be any worse than the rum punch they served at their last do, gave me a terrible sore arse and I can't remember a bloody thing!

Sounds like the punch had too much rohypnol and not enough amyl nitrate

[Spartacus]

That taught you a lesson .
Next time lubricate your ring before you go.

Beano annual down the back of the trousers. Best to be safe than sorry.

[Spartacus]

I could never figure out whether that bloke was selling snails or oysters.

[Spartacus]

He was bathing in bouillabaisse.

[andy]

Seriuosly , what gift are you giving at the wedding ?
A Big jar of vaseline ?

[The Lone Gunman]

I knew this would end up in LR.

Gift is going to be a garden shrub or some other as soon as they have finished restructuring their garden.

Stop sniggering at the back, nobody mentioned uphill!!!

[the guy with the bowtie]

Tut tut guys.

This thread has reminded me why I am not out and open at work.

[n5gooner]

I knew this would end up in LR.

Gift is going to be a garden shrub or some other as soon as they have finished restructuring their garden.

Stop sniggering at the back, nobody mentioned uphill!!!

who's going to trim the bush then?

[ASB]

I knew this would end up in LR.

Gift is going to be a garden shrub or some other as soon as they have finished restructuring their garden.

Stop sniggering at the back, nobody mentioned uphill!!!

Theres a village near me which has a "horticultural society" rather than the more common "gradening club". The village name is Uphill.