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Badgers Armpit replied

31 July 2006, 10:05
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Hello chaps. Thanks for all the help (not).

Had a great weekend and I am arseholus intactus I am pleased to report. I did get arseholed of a different meaning.

Just a gentle rimming then?!
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The Lone Gunman replied

31 July 2006, 08:02
Hello chaps. Thanks for all the help (not).

Had a great weekend and I am arseholus intactus I am pleased to report. I did get arseholed of a different meaning.
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cojak replied

30 July 2006, 09:48
Originally posted by the guy with the bowtie

Tut tut guys.

This thread has reminded me why I am not out and open at work.

You think....

(Unless you don't really wear a bowtie at work, obv...)
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ASB replied

29 July 2006, 11:07
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I knew this would end up in LR.

Gift is going to be a garden shrub or some other as soon as they have finished restructuring their garden.

Stop sniggering at the back, nobody mentioned uphill!!!

Theres a village near me which has a "horticultural society" rather than the more common "gradening club". The village name is Uphill.
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n5gooner replied

26 July 2006, 10:17
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I knew this would end up in LR.

Gift is going to be a garden shrub or some other as soon as they have finished restructuring their garden.

Stop sniggering at the back, nobody mentioned uphill!!!

who's going to trim the bush then?
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the guy with the bowtie replied

26 July 2006, 07:18
Tut tut guys.

This thread has reminded me why I am not out and open at work.
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The Lone Gunman replied

25 July 2006, 15:53
I knew this would end up in LR.

Gift is going to be a garden shrub or some other as soon as they have finished restructuring their garden.

Stop sniggering at the back, nobody mentioned uphill!!!
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andy replied

25 July 2006, 15:35
Seriuosly , what gift are you giving at the wedding ?
A Big jar of vaseline ?
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Spartacus replied

25 July 2006, 15:29
He was bathing in bouillabaisse.
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Spartacus replied

25 July 2006, 15:27
I could never figure out whether that bloke was selling snails or oysters.
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Spartacus replied

25 July 2006, 15:22
Originally posted by andy

That taught you a lesson .
Next time lubricate your ring before you go.

Beano annual down the back of the trousers. Best to be safe than sorry.
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Hart-floot replied

25 July 2006, 15:21
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Can't be any worse than the rum punch they served at their last do, gave me a terrible sore arse and I can't remember a bloody thing!

Sounds like the punch had too much rohypnol and not enough amyl nitrate
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andy replied

25 July 2006, 15:14
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Can't be any worse than the rum punch they served at their last do, gave me a terrible sore arse and I can't remember a bloody thing!

That taught you a lesson .
Next time lubricate your ring before you go.
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The Lone Gunman replied

25 July 2006, 15:05
Originally posted by wobbegong

Don't accept drinks from anyone, that rohypnol is fast acting stuff (alledgedly).

Can't be any worse than the rum punch they served at their last do, gave me a terrible sore arse and I can't remember a bloody thing!
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n5gooner replied

25 July 2006, 15:03
Originally posted by n5gooner

......cream pies.....

...sticky fingers.....
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