If I said I had an itchy arse

**northernladyuk** · 25 June 2013, 06:16

Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Would you scratch it for me?

Would you buy me a Chinese meal, two gin and tonics and give me £10 for the fag machine first?

Alternatively, the old man has mental health issues and could do with a cleaning job.

**KentPhilip** · 25 June 2013, 06:38

Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Would you buy me a Chinese meal, two gin and tonics and give me £10 for the fag machine first?

Alternatively, the old man has mental health issues and could do with a cleaning job.

**KentPhilip** · 25 June 2013, 10:06

Oops moved by the mods

Well I thought it was funny..

**Dactylion** · 25 June 2013, 20:49

Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Oops moved by the mods

Well I thought it was funny..

I wonder - Does anyone share your opinion?

Nah!

**vetran** · 29 June 2013, 13:10

Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Would you scratch it for me?

you Jane Mansfield?

if not no!

**BrilloPad** · 29 June 2013, 19:48

Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Would you scratch it for me?

Why not wipe properly? Or get a bidet?

Anyway - doesn't your cleaner clean your arse for you?

If I said I had an itchy arse