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BrilloPad replied

29 June 2013, 19:48
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Would you scratch it for me?

Why not wipe properly? Or get a bidet?

Anyway - doesn't your cleaner clean your arse for you?
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vetran replied

29 June 2013, 13:10
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Would you scratch it for me?

you Jane Mansfield?

if not no!
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Dactylion replied

25 June 2013, 20:49
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Oops moved by the mods

Well I thought it was funny..

I wonder - Does anyone share your opinion?

Nah!
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KentPhilip replied

25 June 2013, 10:06
Oops moved by the mods

Well I thought it was funny..
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KentPhilip replied

25 June 2013, 06:38
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Would you buy me a Chinese meal, two gin and tonics and give me £10 for the fag machine first?

Alternatively, the old man has mental health issues and could do with a cleaning job.
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northernladyuk replied

25 June 2013, 06:16
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Would you scratch it for me?

Would you buy me a Chinese meal, two gin and tonics and give me £10 for the fag machine first?

Alternatively, the old man has mental health issues and could do with a cleaning job.
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KentPhilip started a topic If I said I had an itchy arse

25 June 2013, 05:42
If I said I had an itchy arse

Would you scratch it for me?
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