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    #21
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Yes but god bless her. TLG in "Ugly old bloke" mode.
    come 'ere you!
    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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      #22
      Originally posted by janey
      come 'ere you!
      Wahey... see you later chaps
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #23
        Originally posted by janey
        not always

        not always

        not always

        not always


        It seems you need to be a bit more selective
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #24
          Originally posted by Clownio
          Originally Posted by Clog II The Avenger

          Some time ago......Blah blah bla ......lucid dreams.......blah blah blah......I was in a sauna....blah blah blah.....session in a public park.......blah blah blah......the sub-conscience fought back.......blah blah blah......I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have ????? )
          ............blah blah blah......read text.......blah blah blah......look away.......blah blah blah......sub-conscience can’t store text.......blah blah blah......good idea to levitate.......blah blah blah......the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech (FFS !) .......blah blah blah......However I could read some of it.......blah blah blah......upside down.......blah blah blah.......The subconscious was fighting back.

          You're right!! I looked back at the text and there are bits missing!!!

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            #25
            Erotic dreams, crapping dreams, all the same thing for me.

            I still remember this wierd crapping dream I had years ago, I couldn't stop and huge steaming mounds were piling up everywhere, but oddly people kept wandering in and talking to me as though nothing was amiss. I wonder what it meant.

            Maybe it was a premonition of life in an old people's home.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #26
              Originally posted by xoggoth
              Erotic dreams, crapping dreams, all the same thing for me.

              I still remember this wierd crapping dream I had years ago, I couldn't stop and huge steaming mounds were piling up everywhere, but oddly people kept wandering in and talking to me as though nothing was amiss. I wonder what it meant.

              Maybe it was a premonition of life in an old people's home.
              Nah - that's just what it feels like to be a manager
              Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh

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                #27
                ihad alot of dreams about doctor who.
                Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gang

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                  #28
                  Erotic dreams

                  I only knew you for a while
                  I never saw your smile
                  til it was time to go
                  Time to go away (time to go away)
                  Sometimes its hard to recognise
                  Love comes as a surprise
                  And its too late
                  Its just too late to stay
                  Too late to stay

                  We`ll always be together
                  However far it seems
                  (love never ends)
                  We`ll always be together
                  Together in erotic dreams

                  Because the friendship that you gave
                  Has taught me to be brave
                  No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize
                  (find a better prize)
                  Though youre miles and miles away
                  I see you every day I dont have to try
                  I just close my eyes, I close my eyes

                  Well always be together
                  However far it seems
                  (love never ends)
                  Well always be together
                  Together in erotic dreams
                  Why not?

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