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    #11
    Originally posted by janey
    always have gone for older men... and I can't say many of them have exactly been "lookers"!!!!!

    (I find they're more grateful that way! )
    As a more mature man I have to say you are not alone... I am amazed at the amount of youngish totty that is available and interested.

    I put this down to:

    Mature men are more interesting - i.e. can talk about something other than football

    Experienced enough to know how to please a woman

    Have grown out of playing mind games with females

    Affluent enough to indulge

    Young men just don't appear to be growing up - I work with mid twenty year old males who talk the same way I did in my early teens- puerile rubbish!

    Epidemic of gayness amongst the younger male generation


    HTH
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #12
      Totally agree.
      We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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        #13
        Originally posted by janey
        nah I have my rabbit for that!


        Linking to the prostate thread: good for sticking up your arse as well.

        Allegedly.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #14
          I've dematured. I was more mature in my early 20's compared to now (late 20's). Not sure why that is..

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            #15
            Originally posted by janey
            always have gone for older men... and I can't say many of them have exactly been "lookers"!!!!!

            (I find they're more grateful that way! )
            janey in 'charity shag' shocker

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Xenophon
              janey in 'charity shag' shocker

              Yes but god bless her. TLG in "Ugly old bloke" mode.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                Some time ago a colleague told me how to have lucid dreams. I’ve only managed few but once in control it’s great fun. One time I was in a sauna and I decided to go into the female steam baths. Another time I realised that I was in a lucid state and so I convinced a gorgeous girl to have a session in a public park, the problem was that the sub-conscience fought back control and in this case the police arrived and we both ran away forgetting that the dream was lucid. (I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have)

                One trick to find out if you are dreaming is to read text; look away and read it again. For some reason the sub-conscience can’t store text therefore the text always changes. In one dream I though it would be a good idea to levitate and to prove I was in a lucid state I tried to read a newspaper. However the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech. However I could read some of it, so I looked away and then back again but this time the newspaper was upside down. The subconscious was fighting back.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger

                  Some time ago......Blah blah bla ......lucid dreams.......blah blah blah......I was in a sauna....blah blah blah.....session in a public park.......blah blah blah......the sub-conscience fought back.......blah blah blah......I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have ????? )
                  ............blah blah blah......read text.......blah blah blah......look away.......blah blah blah......sub-conscience can’t store text.......blah blah blah......good idea to levitate.......blah blah blah......the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech (FFS !) .......blah blah blah......However I could read some of it.......blah blah blah......upside down.......blah blah blah.......The subconscious was fighting back.
                  Sorry , you've lost me

                  Did you get a shag or what ?
                  I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                    Shame!
                    You can't beat a bit of the real thing!
                    depends on who is controling the "real thing"
                    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Troll

                      Mature men are more interesting - i.e. can talk about something other than football
                      not always

                      Originally posted by Troll
                      Experienced enough to know how to please a woman
                      not always

                      Originally posted by Troll
                      Have grown out of playing mind games with females
                      not always

                      Originally posted by Troll
                      Affluent enough to indulge
                      not always

                      Originally posted by Troll
                      Young men just don't appear to be growing up - I work with mid twenty year old males who talk the same way I did in my early teens- puerile rubbish!
                      unfortunately - always!

                      "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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