Erotic dreams
I only knew you for a while
I never saw your smile
til it was time to go
Time to go away (time to go away)
Sometimes its hard to recognise
Love comes as a surprise
And its too late
Its just too late to stay
Too late to stay
We`ll always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
We`ll always be together
Together in erotic dreams
Because the friendship that you gave
Has taught me to be brave
No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize
(find a better prize)
Though youre miles and miles away
I see you every day I dont have to try
I just close my eyes, I close my eyes
Well always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
Well always be together
Together in erotic dreams
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Nah - that's just what it feels like to be a managerOriginally posted by xoggothErotic dreams, crapping dreams, all the same thing for me.
I still remember this wierd crapping dream I had years ago, I couldn't stop and huge steaming mounds were piling up everywhere, but oddly people kept wandering in and talking to me as though nothing was amiss. I wonder what it meant.
Maybe it was a premonition of life in an old people's home.
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Erotic dreams, crapping dreams, all the same thing for me.
I still remember this wierd crapping dream I had years ago, I couldn't stop and huge steaming mounds were piling up everywhere, but oddly people kept wandering in and talking to me as though nothing was amiss. I wonder what it meant.
Maybe it was a premonition of life in an old people's home.
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You're right!! I looked back at the text and there are bits missing!!!Originally posted by ClownioOriginally Posted by Clog II The Avenger
Some time ago......Blah blah bla ......lucid dreams.......blah blah blah......I was in a sauna....blah blah blah.....session in a public park.......blah blah blah......the sub-conscience fought back.......blah blah blah......I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have ????? )
............blah blah blah......read text.......blah blah blah......look away.......blah blah blah......sub-conscience can’t store text.......blah blah blah......good idea to levitate.......blah blah blah......the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech (FFS !) .......blah blah blah......However I could read some of it.......blah blah blah......upside down.......blah blah blah.......The subconscious was fighting back.
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It seems you need to be a bit more selectiveOriginally posted by janeynot always
not always
not always
not always

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Wahey... see you later chapsOriginally posted by janeycome 'ere you!

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come 'ere you!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanYes but god bless her. TLG in "Ugly old bloke" mode.
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not alwaysOriginally posted by Troll
Mature men are more interesting - i.e. can talk about something other than football
not alwaysOriginally posted by TrollExperienced enough to know how to please a woman
not alwaysOriginally posted by TrollHave grown out of playing mind games with females
not alwaysOriginally posted by TrollAffluent enough to indulge
unfortunately - always!Originally posted by TrollYoung men just don't appear to be growing up - I work with mid twenty year old males who talk the same way I did in my early teens- puerile rubbish!
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depends on who is controling the "real thing"Originally posted by PhoenixShame!
You can't beat a bit of the real thing!
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Sorry , you've lost meOriginally posted by Clog II The Avenger
Some time ago......Blah blah bla ......lucid dreams.......blah blah blah......I was in a sauna....blah blah blah.....session in a public park.......blah blah blah......the sub-conscience fought back.......blah blah blah......I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have ?????
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............blah blah blah......read text.......blah blah blah......look away.......blah blah blah......sub-conscience can’t store text.......blah blah blah......good idea to levitate.......blah blah blah......the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech (FFS !) .......blah blah blah......However I could read some of it.......blah blah blah......upside down.......blah blah blah.......The subconscious was fighting back.
Did you get a shag or what ?
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Some time ago a colleague told me how to have lucid dreams. I’ve only managed few but once in control it’s great fun. One time I was in a sauna and I decided to go into the female steam baths. Another time I realised that I was in a lucid state and so I convinced a gorgeous girl to have a session in a public park, the problem was that the sub-conscience fought back control and in this case the police arrived and we both ran away forgetting that the dream was lucid. (I could have asked the police to go away and then they would have)
One trick to find out if you are dreaming is to read text; look away and read it again. For some reason the sub-conscience can’t store text therefore the text always changes. In one dream I though it would be a good idea to levitate and to prove I was in a lucid state I tried to read a newspaper. However the subconscious produced a newspaper in Czech. However I could read some of it, so I looked away and then back again but this time the newspaper was upside down. The subconscious was fighting back.
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Yes but god bless her. TLG in "Ugly old bloke" mode.Originally posted by Xenophonjaney in 'charity shag' shocker

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janey in 'charity shag' shockerOriginally posted by janeyalways have gone for older men... and I can't say many of them have exactly been "lookers"!!!!!
(I find they're more grateful that way!
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I've dematured. I was more mature in my early 20's compared to now (late 20's). Not sure why that is..
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