Birds I wouldn't do, because of they're munters - NSFW

[Old Hack]

Old Hack's wife because Shaunbhoy and the entire Royal Engineers got there first.

She's never do fat boy or a Squaddie, for she dislikes squaddies as much as I, and doesn't like obese, ginger, jock munters.

The wifes much more likely to pull a train in Dublin for she likes their accents.

Now MF's daughter, she does like it whenever she can get it, mostly for a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. Just off Castle Street if you're popping by.

[MarillionFan]

She's never do fat boy or a Squaddie, for she dislikes squaddies as much as I, and doesn't like obese, ginger, jock munters.

The wifes much more likely to pull a train in Dublin for she likes their accents.

Now MF's daughter, she does like it whenever she can get it, mostly for a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. Just off Castle Street if you're popping by.

Don't be so ******* rude! My daughter is only six and she does not sell her body a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. I don't like cider, now a four pack of Stella...

[Old Hack]

Don't be so ******* rude! My daughter is only six and she does not sell her body a 2 litre bottle of Thatchers. I don't like cider, now a four pack of Stella...

Don't get greedy, that would be two of your children, for they ain't worth Stella on their own.

[NotAllThere]

Blimey - good going, but do you not ever wonder just a little bit?

Obviously the thought crosses my mind from time to time, but never entertained seriously.

[d000hg]

One. Got married very young and have never strayed.

Same.



























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