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Birds I wouldn't do, because of they're munters - NSFW
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I'm not sureOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostQuestion. How many have y'all had sex with? No distinction between munters or drop dead gorgeous.
I actually can't remember all of them and can't put an exact figure but around two hundred would be close.
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That would be Guinness book of records stuff.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm not sure
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Anyway, most of the birds I have sh@gged have sh@gged more birds than meOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostThat's the second book, the first just covers a six week period.
I think I have been a bit deprived by the sounds of things
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Ah, leave him alone. If he wants to boast about shagging lots of women and trawling dating sites of an evening looking for a cheap shag with some syphilis riddled old lady who, are we to say he's a lonely sad fooker.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm not sure
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A gentlemen never tells!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostQuestion. How many have y'all had sex with? No distinction between munters or drop dead gorgeous.
I actually can't remember all of them and can't put an exact figure but around two hundred would be close.Comment
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A month after we got married, the Mrs demanded to know how many women I'd been with, other than her.
I pleaded with her that we didn't want to get into that and it was all in the past, however, she insisted.
I said, right I need to think for a minute, ok, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, you, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.............When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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None for me, but I do have four wonderful childrenOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostOne. Got married very young and have never strayed.
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Blimey - good going, but do you not ever wonder just a little bit?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOne. Got married very young and have never strayed.Comment
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