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Birds I wouldn't do, because of they're munters - NSFW

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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    200

    I Got to read that book

    probbly about 10 for me



    That's the second book, the first just covers a six week period.
    Me, me, me...

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      #12
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Question. How many have y'all had sex with? No distinction between munters or drop dead gorgeous.

      I actually can't remember all of them and can't put an exact figure but around two hundred would be close.
      I'm not sure counts...

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I'm not sure counts...
        That would be Guinness book of records stuff.
        Me, me, me...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          That's the second book, the first just covers a six week period.
          Anyway, most of the birds I have sh@gged have sh@gged more birds than me


          I think I have been a bit deprived by the sounds of things



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            I'm not sure counts...
            Ah, leave him alone. If he wants to boast about shagging lots of women and trawling dating sites of an evening looking for a cheap shag with some syphilis riddled old lady who, are we to say he's a lonely sad fooker.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              Question. How many have y'all had sex with? No distinction between munters or drop dead gorgeous.

              I actually can't remember all of them and can't put an exact figure but around two hundred would be close.
              A gentlemen never tells!

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                #17
                A month after we got married, the Mrs demanded to know how many women I'd been with, other than her.

                I pleaded with her that we didn't want to get into that and it was all in the past, however, she insisted.

                I said, right I need to think for a minute, ok, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, you, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.............
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #18
                  One. Got married very young and have never strayed.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    One. Got married very young and have never strayed.
                    None for me, but I do have four wonderful children

                    Suity.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      One. Got married very young and have never strayed.
                      Blimey - good going, but do you not ever wonder just a little bit?

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