Ladies with Purple Hair...

[zeitghost]

are back on ITV4 at 6pm on Tuesdays.

Just thought I'd share that with my fellow fetishists...

[DaveB]

are back on ITV4 at 6pm on Tuesdays.

Just thought I'd share that with my fellow fetishists...

Saw last nights episode. Had a nice pussy but no purple hair.

[Mr Crosby]

I've found ladies with any hair are a bonus.

[bennyboy]

Well that's just a matter of taste really

[AlfredJPruffock]

Purple Haze
All though my brain
Lately things dont seem the same
Acting funny ...but I dont know why

Excuse me while
I kiss the sky

[threaded]

From a long life I've learnt a few things and one of these pearls of wisdom I shall impart: Avoid women who wear purple. There's something about their brains that is borked and one obvious symptom is a liking for purple. You've been warned, life is way too short.

[DaveB]

Start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

I met you when you were a twenty, and I was twenty,
but thought that some years from now
a purple little little lady will be perfect
for dirty old and useless clown...
I know it all from Diogenis to Foucault
from Lozgechkin to Paspartu
I ja kljanus obostzav dva paltza
schto muziko poshla ot Zzukov Mu!...
Party!
So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Etta! Va-va-va-vaja dama ti moja!
Eh podayte nam karetu, votetu, i mi poedem k ebenjam!
So yeah, start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time!...

[Purple Dalek]

Exterminate! Exterminate!

[DaveB]

The Daleks stuck! The Daleks stuck!

I find a quick nudge on the turntable usually does the trick

[Dalek Supreme]

The Daleks stuck! The Daleks stuck!

I misread that as "the Daleks suck" and was about to exterminate you, but I now realise my mistake and will spare you. We can always use slave labour in the Dalekanium mine.