Ladies with Purple Hair...

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Fungus replied

14 June 2006, 17:11
Originally posted by Dalek Supreme

I misread that as "the Daleks suck" and was about to exterminate you, but I now realise my mistake and will spare you. We can always use slave labour in the Dalekanium mine.

Mining Dalek anuses (or ani if you must) ?
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Dalek Supreme replied

14 June 2006, 14:50
Originally posted by zeitghost

The Daleks stuck! The Daleks stuck!

I misread that as "the Daleks suck" and was about to exterminate you, but I now realise my mistake and will spare you. We can always use slave labour in the Dalekanium mine.
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DaveB replied

14 June 2006, 11:47
Originally posted by zeitghost

The Daleks stuck! The Daleks stuck!

I find a quick nudge on the turntable usually does the trick
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Purple Dalek replied

14 June 2006, 11:27
Exterminate! Exterminate!
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DaveB replied

14 June 2006, 09:29
Start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

I met you when you were a twenty, and I was twenty,
but thought that some years from now
a purple little little lady will be perfect
for dirty old and useless clown...
I know it all from Diogenis to Foucault
from Lozgechkin to Paspartu
I ja kljanus obostzav dva paltza
schto muziko poshla ot Zzukov Mu!...
Party!
So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Etta! Va-va-va-vaja dama ti moja!
Eh podayte nam karetu, votetu, i mi poedem k ebenjam!
So yeah, start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time!...
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threaded replied

14 June 2006, 09:18
From a long life I've learnt a few things and one of these pearls of wisdom I shall impart: Avoid women who wear purple. There's something about their brains that is borked and one obvious symptom is a liking for purple. You've been warned, life is way too short.
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AlfredJPruffock replied

14 June 2006, 09:16
Purple Haze
All though my brain
Lately things dont seem the same
Acting funny ...but I dont know why

Excuse me while
I kiss the sky
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bennyboy replied

14 June 2006, 09:13
Well that's just a matter of taste really
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Mr Crosby replied

14 June 2006, 09:09
I've found ladies with any hair are a bonus.

Last edited by Mr Crosby; 14 June 2006, 09:22.
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DaveB replied

14 June 2006, 09:08
Originally posted by zeitghost

are back on ITV4 at 6pm on Tuesdays.

Just thought I'd share that with my fellow fetishists...

Saw last nights episode. Had a nice pussy but no purple hair.
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zeitghost started a topic Ladies with Purple Hair...

14 June 2006, 08:55
Ladies with Purple Hair...

are back on ITV4 at 6pm on Tuesdays.

Just thought I'd share that with my fellow fetishists...
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