Heather Mills

[Benny]

"Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of Beatles star Sir Paul, is to take legal action over newspaper claims that she worked as a prostitute in her 20s" - basically a high price prossie for rich Arabs
"Lawyers for the 38-year-old ex-model said the News of the World's claims were "untrue and highly defamatory".
Mills' lawyers say the stories were first refuted four years ago "

I wonder if Macca is playing games ahead of the divorce proceedings?

[Joe Black.]

I'm assuming this was back in the day when she wasn't missing a leg? Or perhaps she made more as a hooker with one leg - the old novelty shag. I'd like to try no legs.

[Joe Black.]

and maybe no arms, but I haven't made my mind up about that one.

[EternalOptimist]

I did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.

[Joe Black.]

I did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.

[davisc02]

At least the old "I've got a headache" trick wouldn't come in to play anymore

[Xenophon]

I did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.

[Benny]

She should put on a eye patch & do Pirate porn.. I'd buy that movie. Yarr, suck me dick, ya scurvy wench

[Benny]

Heather in her younger days

[Joe Black.]

nice set of jugs. u can't fault those lil puppies.