thats it joe black dot
say what you see
but I see an 'Easter Egg' dangling by those shoulder straps
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She should put on a eye patch & do Pirate porn.. I'd buy that movie. Yarr, suck me dick, ya scurvy wench
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistI did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.
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At least the old "I've got a headache" trick wouldn't come in to play anymore
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistI did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.
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I did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.
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and maybe no arms, but I haven't made my mind up about that one.
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I'm assuming this was back in the day when she wasn't missing a leg? Or perhaps she made more as a hooker with one leg - the old novelty shag. I'd like to try no legs.
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Heather Mills
"Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of Beatles star Sir Paul, is to take legal action over newspaper claims that she worked as a prostitute in her 20s" - basically a high price prossie for rich Arabs
"Lawyers for the 38-year-old ex-model said the News of the World's claims were "untrue and highly defamatory".
Mills' lawyers say the stories were first refuted four years ago "
I wonder if Macca is playing games ahead of the divorce proceedings?Tags: None
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